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6-12 2006.06.04 |
Kaisha Phil has a heart attack; Christopher hooks up with Julianna and her heroin addiction; AJ gets laid. |
| 2-6 Recap |
Forty-five boxes of ziti
The Happy Wanderer - Dysfunction extends beyond the Soprano family! Davey Scatino proves he's an idiot by getting into deep debt to Tony and Richie when he should be attending Gambler's Anonymous meetings, causing his son's testosterone level to escalate; Eric flares his nostrils, furrows his bushy brow, reddens his cheeks, and tells Meadow off. |
2000.02.20 2001.02.28 |
B |
Miss Parker |
| 2-5 Recap |
Out of the woods
Big Girls Don't Cry - Christopher takes an acting class and discovers his inner child by blubbering like a baby, pummeling classmates, and attacking people with paintbrushes. Melfi behaves like a menopausal schoolgirl, and Tony returns to (insincere gasp) therapy after assaulting a phone and a Russian dressed like a plaid banana; thank God for small miracles. |
2000.02.13 2001.01.24 |
B |
Miss Parker |
| 2-4 Recap |
Just like The Godfather, but without the monkey
Commendatori - Remember that scene where Michael goes back to the old country, sees his ancestral home, and meets the hot Italian chick with the sexy name? Yeah, all that happens here too. It's even got the old Don in a wheelchair. Except instead of teaching her to drive, he teaches her to golf. They still crash and burn, though. |
2000.02.06 2001.02.23 |
B |
Aaron |
| 2-2 Recap |
House Party
Do Not Resuscitate - Junior gets put under house arrest as Janice tries to gain control of Livia's house. |
2000.01.23 2001.07.23 |
B |
Pamie |
| 2-1 Recap |
All In The Family
Guy Walks Into A Psychiatrist's Office - Tony grouches like Archie. Carmela nags like Edith. Pretty much everyone else is a meathead, especially The Monkey Boys. Watch as they reunite families, swindle old ladies, and get jiggy to...Deep Purple? Oh yeah, Melfi's back too. |
2000.01.16 2001.03.04 |
A |
Aaron |
| 1-13 Recap |
Psychiatry pays for itself
I Dream Of Jeannie Cusamano - Once Dr. Melfi got Tony's dosage correct, she was a pretty good doctor. But even the best doctor should know better than to get between an Italian boy and his mother. Don't they teach them anything useful in medical school? |
1999.04.06 2001.01.21 |
A |
LuluBates |
| 1-12 Recap |
Mamma mia
Isabella - Tony's subconscious mind is trying to tell him that his mother kind of sucks ass. Do you think Freud has a chapter on what to do when a patient's mother is arranging hits on him? |
1999.03.28 2001.01.05 |
A- |
LuluBates |
| 1-11 Recap |
Everybody get gross
Nobody Knows Anything - Paulie gets disgusting. Pussy gets downright rancid. And the timing is not so good, because with the indictments hanging over their heads, the crew needs to keep their noses clean. And the dirty cop? He's cleaned up his act on his own. |
1999.03.21 2001.01.03 |
C |
LuluBates |
| 1-10 Recap |
A Hit Is A Hit
A Hit Is A Hit - Paulie says they've been told. Twice. Now he'll tell them. And then he shoots the suit in the head. Then they steal all his money. Which is a lot. We're talking suitcases of cash here, folks. Not to say that crime pays or anything. |
1999.03.14 1999.03.14 |
D- |
LuluBates |
| 1-9 Recap |
Boca
Boca - Carmela says she didn't think Tony would ever show an interest in girls' soccer. "What do you want from me?" he shrugs. "My only son's a couch potato." |
1999.03.07 1999.03.07 |
D- |
Sars |
| 1-8 Recap |
Legend Of Tennessee Moltisanti
Legend Of Tennessee Moltisanti - Now Christopher's behind the counter of Satriale's, wearing a bloody apron. "Help you?" he says. Zombie Emil Kolar asks for a "salami sub, hold the mayo." A wind blows through the store. |
1999.02.28 1999.02.28 |
D- |
Sars |
| 1-7 Recap |
Down Neck
Down Neck - AJ and DiCarlucci, woozy and appalled, stare at Barber painting a mural in the corner. |
1999.02.21 1999.02.21 |
D- |
Sars |
| 1-6 Recap |
Pax Soprano
Pax Soprano - Tony turns the tables, asking Melfi why she has him as a patient and pointing out in a rather fond tone that a lot of people "would go a hundred miles out of their way not to have eye contact with" him, "but you -- you didn't flinch." Melfi smiles tightly and looks away. Does that count as a flinch? I think it does |
1999.02.14 1999.02.14 |
D- |
Sars |
| 1-5 Recap |
College
College - Meadow tries to find another station, then switches the radio off and, after much eye-flicking and lip-biting, she asks Tony straight out, "Are you in the Mafia?" Tony, stunned, stares at her in disbelief: "Am I in the what?" |
1999.02.07 1999.02.07 |
D- |
Sars |
| 1-4 Recap |
Meadowlands
Meadowlands - As Jackie's machines flatline, Tony demands of Melfi, "What're you doin' to me?" and Melfi turns around to reveal herself as Livia in a brown bobbed wig. |
1999.01.31 1999.01.31 |
D- |
Sars |
| 1-3 Recap |
Denial, Anger, Acceptance
Denial, Anger, Acceptance - "Nothing much," Mikey says between sips of soup. "There was some stuff missin' from the truck," but Comley was just glad to get the truck back. Mikey has on a light beige blazer over a darker beige cable-knit sweater with no shirt on under it -- sartorial non-splendor doesn't get any more Jersey than that, folks. |
1999.01.24 1999.01.24 |
D- |
Sars |
| 1-2 Recap |
46 Long
46 Long - The talking head asks an unseen interviewee about the situation "on the ground today," and Big Pussy "Who Put The 'Bop' In The 'Bop Shoo Bop Shoo'" Bompensiero strolls in and dumps more cash onto the table from of a crumply paper bag, and the interviewee describes "confusion" and "a vacuum at the top." |
1999.01.17 1999.01.17 |
D- |
Sars |
| 1-1 Recap |
The Sopranos
The Sopranos - Fade up on Tony "Tony, Why Ya Buggin'?" Soprano in a waiting room, skeptically eyeing a sculpture of a nude that has really aggressive nipples. We cut back and forth between Tony, staring at the nude with his hands folded, and the nude, staring impassively back at Tony with her arms crossed behind her head. |
1999.01.10 1999.01.10 |
D- |
Sars |