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6-12 2006.06.04 |
Kaisha Phil has a heart attack; Christopher hooks up with Julianna and her heroin addiction; AJ gets laid. |
| 6-12 Recap |
Kaisha
Kaisha - Phil has a heart attack; Christopher hooks up with Julianna and her heroin addiction; AJ gets laid. |
2006.06.04 2006.06.12 |
B |
Kim |
| 6-11 Recap |
Cold Stones
Cold Stones - Carmela goes to Paris; AJ gets a real job; and Vito gets less than a warm welcome. |
2006.05.21 2006.05.27 |
A |
Kim |
| 6-10 Recap |
Moe N' Joe
Moe N' Joe - Tony reveals the depths of his disdain for Bobby; Vito heads home; and Johnny Sack goes to jail. |
2006.05.14 2006.05.20 |
A- |
Kim |
| 6-9 Recap |
The Ride
The Ride - Christopher gets married and finds out he's going to be a father (thought not in that order). Paulie falls out of favor with the crew. |
2006.05.07 2006.05.13 |
B |
Kim |
| 6-8 Recap |
Johnny Cakes
Johnny Cakes - Vito comes out to his New Hampshire diner buddy, while AJ tries to show his worth in the Family business. |
2006.04.30 2006.05.06 |
A |
Kim |
| 6-7 Recap |
Luxury Lounge
Luxury Lounge - Artie's restaurant isn't doing well and he goes about in pity for himself. |
2006.04.23 2006.04.29 |
A- |
Kim |
| 6-6 Recap |
Cockaround Guys
Live Free Or Die - Vito's secret is out, and he hits the road to New Hampshire. Tony struggles with what to do about it, because he's fairly enlightened (for a mobster, anyway), but mainly because Vito makes him a lot of money. Then again, "He's a faaa-aaaag!" |
2006.04.16 2006.04.22 |
A- |
Daniel |
| 6-5 Recap |
Mr. And Mrs. John Sacrimoni Request...
Mr. And Mrs. John Sacrimoni Request... - Johnny Sack's daughter gets married, and Vito gets busted for his double life. |
2006.04.09 2006.04.15 |
A- |
Kim |
| 6-4 Recap |
The Fleshy Part Of The Thigh
The Fleshy Part Of The Thigh - Paulie finds out that his aunt is really his mother, and Tony starts to reconsider his life of sin and depravity. |
2006.04.02 2006.04.07 |
A- |
Kim |
| 6-3 Recap |
Mayham
Mayham - Paulie annoys Tony right out of his coma. |
2006.03.26 2006.04.01 |
A |
Kim |
| 6-2 Recap |
Join The Club
Join The Club - Tony's in the ICU, and it's not looking good. Especially for viewers who don't like the fantasy sequences. |
2006.03.19 2006.03.24 |
A |
Kim |
| 6-1 Recap |
Members Only
Members Only - Hail, hail. The gang's all here. At least for a little while. You never know with this show. |
2006.03.12 2006.03.17 |
A+ |
Kim |
| 5-13 Recap |
All Due Respect
All Due Respect - Diet Tony gets whacked, and the Feds get Johnny Sack. |
2004.06.06 2004.06.10 |
A |
Kim |
| 5-12 Recap |
Long Term Parking
Long Term Parking - Adriana confesses her rathood to Christopher, with predictable results. |
2004.05.23 2004.05.29 |
A+ |
Kim |
| 5-11 Recap |
T Didn't Start The Fire
The Test Dream - Valentina burns her robe. Christopher eats Toblerone. Billy Batts whacks Angelo. Diet Tony's on his own. Makazian, Richie, Big Pussy, Mickey P., Gloria, Joey Pants, the Little Lord missed this dance. Godfather, JFK, Frankenstein, and Stanley K. Ebenezer, Valachi, Gary Cooper, Pie-O-My. Artie Bucco pimps Charmaine. Tony's coach shows his disdain. Annette Bening sips champagne. Has Tony finally gone insane? Oh, T didn't start the fire. But he was always dreaming, since the very first season. |
2004.05.16 2004.05.22 |
A |
Aaron |
| 5-10 Recap |
Angry Fat Man
Cold Cuts - There's a place in the world for the angry fat man, with his poly-blend shirts and his head in the sand. And he's never been able to learn from mistakes, so he can't understand why his heart always breaks. So he insults Chrissy and Janice as well, and this whole damn ep was as boring as hell. And Tony'll go to the grave as an angry fat man. |
2004.05.09 2004.05.16 |
C- |
Aaron |
| 5-9 Recap |
Walk On The Wide Side
Unidentified Black Males - Diet Tony whacked Joey Peeps. And Johnny Sack wants him off the streets. But Wide Guy never lost his head, even when he was giving head. He said, "Hey, Finn. Want to go to a Yankee game?" And the colored girls say: "Shut up, Meadow." |
2004.05.02 2004.05.08 |
A+ |
Aaron |
| 5-8 Recap |
Happy Birthday To Hugh
Marco Polo - Yes we're going to a party, party! |
2004.04.25 2004.05.01 |
B |
Aaron |
| 5-7 Recap |
Johnny Be Good
In Camelot - Deep down in dark New Jersey, far from the sea breeze, way back up in the past in Tony's memories, there lived a man named Johnny and his mistress Fran. She slept with JFK, and took Tony's dog away. Now Johnny never learned how to treat his wife. And now that's Tony's grown up, it's finally messed with his life. Go, go! Go, Johnny, go go go! |
2004.04.18 2004.04.24 |
A- |
Aaron |
| 5-6 Recap |
She Ain't The Cheatin' Kind
Sentimental Education - After four seasons of fidelity, Furio, and Father Phil, Carmela finally gets her freak on with a guidance counselor named Bob. And then he dumps her and she cries about it, meaning that more happened in these fifty-three minutes than in all of last season. In other news, Tony B. tries to open a massage parlor, Tony S. takes a dive, and AJ is...well, AJ. Sigh. |
2004.04.11 2004.04.17 |
B |
Aaron |
| 5-5 Recap |
Irregular Around The Margins
Irregular Around The Margins - Tony and Adriana get in a suspicious car accident, causing rumors to fly and Christopher to hit the bottle. |
2004.04.04 2004.04.10 |
A+ |
Kim |
| 5-4 Recap |
He May Walk Like A Man, But He Ain't No Gigolo
All Happy Families - AJ spends a night in the naked city, and comes home naked in a way that no one could have anticipated. In Tony's "other" family, meanwhile, Lorraine gets whacked; Feech gets double-crossed; Frankie Valli, Lawrence Taylor, and David Lee Roth get cameos; and the prick doctor's daughter gets married. |
2004.03.28 2004.04.03 |
A- |
Aaron |
| 5-3 Recap |
Uncle Jun's Clan
Where's Johnny? - Well, the last days are the hardest days, you can't remember anymore. And if you cut grass on Paulie's street, there is danger at your door. Set your hatred free, throw an elbow at Artie! Whoa-ho, what I want to know, is do you love me? |
2004.03.21 2004.03.27 |
A |
Aaron |
| 5-2 Recap |
These Boobs Were Made For Whacking
Rat Pack - Tony allows his ever-expanding man boobs to serve as the final arbiter of life and death in an episode jam-packed with rats, hats, saturated fats, and the suit Aaron was wearing the night he kissed Shari Katz. |
2004.03.14 2004.03.20 |
A- |
Aaron |
| 5-1 Recap |
A Little Less Conversation...
Two Tonys - ...a little more action, please. All this angst and whining ain't satisfactioning me. A little less wuss and a little more dark, a little less Artie and be clear on who's the narc. Come on back with a brand-new start and baby satisfy me. |
2004.03.07 2004.03.13 |
A- |
Aaron |
| 4-13 Recap |
It's The End Of The Season As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Whitecaps - That's great, it starts with a head case. Boats and hoors, the Jersey shore. Lawyer Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to Carmela churn. Tony serves his own needs, never mind the family's. Nine o'clock, TV hour, don't get caught by network power. Slash and burn, Chris returns, look at Johnny Sack churn. With a wire on the Curto and a crazed Vin Delpino, and a mob hit for hire at a combat site. Oh, left him in a hurry with the Russians screaming on the phone. Offer me alternatives, offer me Alias, but I decline. It's the end of the season as we know it, and I feel fine. |
2002.12.08 2002.12.15 |
B+ |
Aaron |
| 4-12 Recap |
Mambo Italiano
Eloise - "A boy went back to Napoliiiii, because he missed the sceneryyyyy -- the native dances and the charming sooooongs. But wait a minute -- something's wrooooong." Really, really wrong. Furio blows town, leaving Carm depressed, queasy, and bickering with Meadow over homosexual subtext in Melville. Tony keeps doing the dance with Carmine. Paulie kills an old lady. AJ floats an air biscuit. |
2002.12.01 2002.12.04 |
A- |
Sars |
| 4-11 Recap |
Dream On
Calling All Cars - Sing with me, sing for Tony. Sing for the appraiser, sing for Bobby. Sing for Tony, just for today. Maybe tomorrow, the good Chase will take him away. By the way, I find that it's funnier if you pretend Brian Benben is singing it to you. |
2002.11.24 2002.12.01 |
B+ |
Aaron |
| 4-10 Recap |
No Woman, No Cry
The Strong, Silent Type - Man, who else misses the old Furio? I mean, there are three-dimensional characters, and then there are wussies, and if I wanted a wussy, I'd be watching The West Wing. Other people with problems include Christopher and his heroin addiction, Paulie and his poor taste in artwork, and Tony and his inability to keep his pants on. |
2002.11.17 2002.11.24 |
B+ |
Aaron |
| 4-9 Recap |
Slice Me Up!
Whoever Did This - You get me chopping and I never stop, never stop, never never never stop! Also, Raid makes a grown man cry. |
2002.11.10 2002.11.17 |
A |
Aaron |