Episode Report Card M. Giant: B | 53 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT Opposites Repel
By M. Giant | Season 24 | Episode 2 | Aired on 03.02.2014
In the one post-leg interview clip we've seen of the two of them together, Mallory says she did everything she could to help Mark win the race. Wait, so she was going to give her half to Bopper? No, I didn't think so. Mark adds, "There's no use laying blame on nobody. Everything happens for a reason. It wasn't meant for us to win this race." At his side, Mallory's looking like she wants to shank him. Not really surprising, since these conciliatory platitudes they're speaking while in each other's presence are quite different from what we saw them say in their solo interviews, which of course were also shot after the leg. Mark tells Phil that God has a plan for all of us, and he's got another plan for Mark. "It wasn't to win a million dollars. I wish my buddy would have been here, though." Instead of this dick, he doesn't say. The other teams all applaud the former Team Kentucky's walk of shame away from the mat. That was an interesting experiment, to see what happens when you put together a team out of two LVPs, but now those two are going to have a very long flight home.
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