Episode Report Card M. Giant: B | 53 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT Opposites Repel
By M. Giant | Season 24 | Episode 2 | Aired on 03.02.2014
Jennifer keeps nagging Cord, saying she and Caroline can use the Express Pass right now and pointing over at the helpless Caroline. Jet, meanwhile, appears to have finished putting together his car and is calling out to the judge, "Hey, price check on aisle three!" Jennifer is now embarrassing both Cord and herself, asking if he likes anybody more than he likes them. "No, right?" While everyone marvels at how quickly Jet is heading over to Cord with their completed car, Cord calls out to him, "Hey, Jet? She has a question for ya." Jet must therefore divide his attention between opening their next clue and looking skeptically at Cord as the latter explains that Jennifer has promised not to beat them this leg if they get the Express Pass. Flight Time finishes his car, and Jet hands Jennifer their spare Express Pass while she's in mid-beg. "Oh my God, we love you," she interrupts herself, and the cowboys head for the exit in sixth place. Jennifer scampers over to Caroline, saying, "Let's go, let's go, let's go" and announcing to the camera that they're using the Express Pass. The Globetrotters read their clue in eighth place while Big Easy balances a Chinese kid in one arm. Don't pull a reverse-Mallory and forget to put him down. Soon a bunch of teams are heading for the exit while Joey cattily says to Jessica, "The blondes literally can't do anything on their own." I wouldn't go quite that far; they did okay their first season, and with a lot less shrieking than Joey, f memory serves. At the moment, Team Big Brother, the cowboys, and the country singers are getting in taxis. Not having to attach a toy car to their taxi, Caroline & Jennifer are actually the next team to roll out of there, they interview that the cowboys are their John Waynes. Whoa, Jennifer worked Cord that hard and then grandpa-zoned him? "I knew I was gonna get it from him," she gloats. As the cowboys' taxi leaves the mall, Jet says it's perfect that the other Express Pass has already been used. "That puts us [as] the only team that has an Express Pass. The other one has already been burned on Leg Two, so that's…huge right there." The first task of Leg Two, even. Probably not the best strategy on the part of the country singers, if you ask me, but obviously they didn't.
The Afghanimals have wandered far enough to find a taxi, almost to the freeway, and Jamal eve had to stand in front of the car to get it to stop. Jamal tells Leo to just throw money at the driver. Instead, Leo offers the cabbie a high five and is left hanging. And with that, the cabbie just realized one of my own personal goals.