Episode Report Card Miss Alli: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT The Longest Philimination
By Miss Alli | Season 10 | Episode 8 | Aired on 11.04.2006
Rob finishes his cow lips, leaving his girlfriend and Tyler as the stragglers.
Finally, the *lyns and *ians get on their way in taxis.
Godwin and Dustin are looking for stamps, and she finds the plane, so she has three out of four now. Finally, Godwin finds the plane. He's on the board!
Erwin joins Kandice on the mat, and she makes the comment, "You need to just go back where you came from." He chooses to take this as funny, which is lucky for her. The two of them chat about the fact that the Fast Forward teams appear not to be here yet. Speaking of whom, Tyler is almost done, and Kimberly is not.
Dustin finds the train stamp, so she's ready to leave. She gets her clue, which sends her to the pit stop.
Tyler: "No team is going to finish a Detour and a Roadblock ahead of us. Rob: "We're going to be so far ahead." James: "Right now, they're probably, like, plowing some field or something, just sweating, hating life." Cut to Dustin, running for a taxi. Heh. I think if I were on a show like this, I would try to give as little material for karmic editing as possible. Dustin gets a cab and leaves. "This is so much fun! I really enjoyed this challenge!" she says, in apparent answer to the "hating life" accusation. James says that they're about to be able to go right to the pit stop. Lucky them!
Mary urges her cab driver on. She tells us that with the position they know they're in, one of the other teams would have to screw up and get at least 30 minutes behind, or she's going to be toast. I think she has accurately described the situation.
Fast Forward teams keep going. Godwin looks for stamps. Tyler is almost done, and Rob thinks he's "a stallion." Hm. Godwin gets his third stamp, so he's close. Kimberly says she needs a break from lip-eating. (If I had a nickel...) They all tell her it's fine, because of the big lead they're going to have. They're golden. So golden! She throws up, feeling a little less than golden.
Commercials. I think what constitutes "Brooklyn-Style Pizza" partly includes not being from Domino's, Domino's.
We return to cow lips. Tyler is done. Kimberly is not, quite.
Erwin and Kandice discuss where the other teams are, and the consensus seems to be that they have no idea, but that it's probably good news. In her cab, Dustin figures that the teams that did the Fast Forward must already be at the pit stop. The teams doing the Fast Forward, meanwhile, are busy cheering on a very green-looking Kimberly. As Kim takes the last bite, Rob is like, "Is my chick awesome or what?" If I knew that eating and throwing up was all it took to be awesome, I would have started trying it a long time ago! The other guys agree that Kimberly is indeed "a machine." And she is done at last, so they all get the clue sending the four of them to the pit stop. They get cabs. In the cab, Rob wants a big smooch. After all that throwing up? Yowza. To quote yet another EEFP, "Kiss me, Pukey!" "The other teams cannot be ahead of us unless they ran a miracle," Tyler says both nonsensically and incorrectly.