Episode Report Card Miss Alli: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT The Longest Philimination
By Miss Alli | Season 10 | Episode 8 | Aired on 11.04.2006
Here are the BQs at the Longest Place Ever. They open it and it's a Roadblock. Here, the Roadblocker has to search for what Phil calls "the tool most commonly used by the government of Madagascar -- the rubber stamp." Ouch. Wow. Sucks to be the government of Madagascar, I guess. The rubber stamps they're looking for will be scattered among "rubber stamp vendors" (really?) in the crowded streets of this chaotic marketplace, spread across a giant set of stairs. So they'll be looking for four different vendors with four stamps they need -- a boat, a train, a plane, and a car. Once they get all four stamps stamped on their clues, the Roadblockers will be finished, and they'll travel alone a couple of miles by taxi to the next pit stop, where their partner will be. The pit stop is at the Cathedral Andohalo, which sits above the city. Last team in may be eliminated. Dustin takes the Roadblock and starts searching for stamps.
Tyler tells the other Fast Forwarders how great it is that they're almost finished, and they're almost ready to go to the pit stop. You can tell how hard they're all trying to be perky, because they have been here a long time, and there are still some teeth and hair left to eat, so they're in a pretty desperate hunt for a bright side.
The *wins are waiting as their driver puts gas in the car. The *lyns and *ians are done at last, so they get the clue for the Longest Place Ever and split up. They also have to retrieve their bags, so they're not quite on their way yet. Finally, the *wins arrive at their destination and start running up and down stairs looking for the clue box. Dustin hasn't found any stamps yet, but here comes Kandice to wait at the pit stop. She waves to Phil, who is dancing with the greeter in a moment that is utterly charming. We *heart* Phil. I don't need no Jeff Probst. Kandice tells us that she's going to dance with the locals until Dustin arrives. Dustin finds the car stamp, so she's on her way.
Fast Forward. Kimberly is still throwing up. James is done. "I guess I'm good at something in this damn race," he says.
The *wins run into Dustin, who tries to be noncommittal, but the fact that she's by herself doing something makes it pretty obvious that she and Kandice found the Roadblock clue, so the *wins go to look in the direction she came from. Dustin finds the boat. The *wins find the clue box, and Godwin takes the task for their team. Mary and Dave and Lyn and Karlyn are trying to figure out where they left their clue.