Last week on Survivor: Talking Rudy Doll burned the S8's fish dinner and Rich pouted about it. Kelly conveniently sprouted a conscience. Jenna went home to her beauties...and her local cosmetics counter.
It's Day Twenty-Eight on the island, as we see many shots of reclining Rattana members, including one of Idiot Seanvant repeatedly butting his head against a tree and murmuring, "Sean bad. Sean very bad." Kelly tells us that it's always weird the day after a castaway leaves because "someone's not here," and it appears that Confucius has paid another visit to the island, leaving behind such wise statements as, "When person leave, no one there." Rudy tells us that Gervase was the original target of the alliance, but that at the last minute it was "the women's idea" to vote for Jenna. As Sue and Colleen haul wood (the hauling-wood disease has spread from Pagong to Rattana), Sue says, "The sun is out. It's gonna be a nice hot day. And it's quieter. Sorry, Jenna, but man you talk a lot." But didn't Jenna drive Colleen wild with her constant chatter and pink bikini? Sue continues to trash Jenna, and loyal Colleen and charming Gervase jump right in. They both say they thought Jenna would have been voted out soon; Gervase adds that he "loves the surprise." In a confessional, he tells us, "They can deny an alliance all they want, but there's gotta be an alliance. " And here I officially conclude that the S16 were not chosen for their deductive reasoning skills. Sean tells us he's still not convinced there's an alliance, and also that he's still not sure the sun doesn't rotate around the earth and that since he's never seen any proof that the Tooth Fairy doesn't exist, he still leaves his teeth under his pillow. Colleen seems particularly irritated with Idiot Seanvant and claims that he "lead the way for Jenna to be kicked off the other day," but in no way did Colleen lead the way by voting for her own teammate two weeks ago. Colleen and Gervase have already been spared or suffered through Idiot Seanvant's strategy, so I'm not clear why they're so upset about it.