It's cool to be cool in Smallville. Especially when you're Unfrozen High School Student Man, this episode's Villain of the Week. Unfrozen High School Student Man hits on Chloe at a lakeside party, then falls into a frozen lake full of kryptonite and emerges as a warmth-sucking energy vampire. Like an Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, but younger. As the cold-hearted monster goes around sucking heat from the girls of Smallville, Clark Kent has his own problems to deal with. His family is in financial trouble and he has to choose between going with Lana to a Radiohead concert or saving Chloe from an ice-cold fate worse than death. Clark misses the concert, stands up Lana, and interrupts a financial seminar by Lex Luthor, who is trying to save the Kent Farm by becoming an investor. Clark, Clark, Clark. You should have just gone to the Radiohead concert. That's all I'm saying.