Meanwhile, Charlotte and Trey are at a party together and Trey is all horny and tells her she has a damn fine ass. Charlotte suggests that they get their coats and go back to her place, and they end up getting it on in the bedroom where all the coats are.
Big takes Carrie home and tries to score, but Carrie is having none of it. Big tells her he is always available, and as Carrie is walking up her steps to her door, you see that her hoop skirt flies out about five feet in diameter, almost exposing her ass as it sways back and forth as she moves, and she is also sporting a beat-up old sweater that really makes the whole ensemble look like shit. Maybe Big brought up the no one dresses up anymore subject as a polite way to tell Carrie to wear a decent jacket when he takes her out.
The girls are having breakfast. They all look very nice, except for Carrie, who is wearing overalls and a wifebeater shirt, with a strange glass and metal octopus/bug-looking pin. Charlotte asks them if they ever got it on in a restaurant bathroom. Carrie and Miranda name off restaurants, and Samantha tells them about a flight she was on. Miranda tells Samantha the question was about a restaurant bathroom, not an airplane bathroom, and Samantha responds with there were warm nuts involved! That would be funny if most restaurants served warm nuts, but instead it came across as yet another lame attempt by the writers to have Samantha talk about another kinky situation. Charlotte then asks if they ever got it on in a coatroom. Carrie and Samantha have, but Miranda hasnt, so she asks for the pancake syrup. Carrie asks Charlotte if she's been getting some lately, and Charlotte tells the girls about her and Trey. Miranda thought Trey couldnt get it up, but Charlotte tells them he is able to and has been getting it up for a while. Carrie thinks that's good news, but Charlotte is all confused because she doesnt know what her status is with Trey now. She wonders if they are dating or back together, or if Trey is my ex-husband, whom I have sex with occasionally in coatrooms. Okay, last week they were only separated. Did they get divorced during the week and no one told us? Is it so hard to keep up continuity? Charlotte tells the girls she wants to know where she and Trey are going, and Carrie is all, Yes, wed like to know as well, since evidently youll be having sex there. Ha! That totally should have been a Miranda line, but the writers made her too busy to talk because she was shoving pancakes into her mouth the whole time Charlotte was talking. Charlotte then asks Carrie what she did over the weekend, and she tells them she went out with Big. The girls are shocked, and Miranda even stops eating for a few seconds. Carrie assures the girls that they are just friends and she isnt sleeping with Big. Miranda is very upset and tells her that she'd better watch out. Samantha also warns her, and Carrie gets a little defensive. Charlotte asks her if she is thinking about having sex with Big, and Carrie tells them she isnt, but Miranda doesnt think she answered fast enough. It's good to see the girls so protective of Carrie.
As Miranda is getting out of bed, Carrie tells us that Miranda had decided that she wanted to let down some boundaries. She decides to go to the bathroom with the door open. Wow! Miranda is living on the edge! Cartoon-man walks in, and Miranda gets all embarrassed. He asks her if she has any bagels, and she tells him where to find them. He takes some toilet paper and blows his nose and walks out. Miranda gets all flustered and closes the door. I wonder if she would be so bent out of shape if one of the girls walked into the room while she was going to the bathroom. Is it just a boy thing?
Samantha is at Sonia Bragas loft doing silk screening with her, as Sonia explains that as a Brazilian tradition, everyone that walks through her door has to help out, and Sam could either help with the art or help with the laundry. Samantha and Sonia have really become quite friendly and are having fun. When they are finished, Samantha tells her she will buy some artwork and Sonia will buy her manicure as she shows Sonia her messed-up nails. Sonia holds Samanthas hand and starts to caress it. Samantha tells her that she has done the girl thing while on Quaaludes while with another guy, and that she isnt a relationship person. She asks if they can be friends, and Sonia tells her they can if Samantha buys a lot of her art. They share a good laugh. Man, Sonia is some sort of whore here -- she is constantly trying to get Samantha to either give her money or get it on with her.
The girls are clothes shopping, and Carrie finds a hickey on Charlottes neck. She tells them that she and Trey made out at the movies, and she gave him a blowjob in the theater. Carrie whispers, Crouching Charlotte Hidden Hummer, and then stares down at something interesting on the floor, or something, but she cant look Charlotte in the eyes when she says that. Charlotte tells them she stopped trying to figure out what kind of relationship she has with Trey and is just enjoying herself. Samantha congratulates her on finally having a healthy relationship, and Charlotte then looks very concerned. Carrie tells us that Charlotte realized that if Samantha says she has a healthy relationship, she must have one sick relationship on her hands. She's only figuring that out now?
Trey and Charlotte are in a taxi, going at it, and Charlotte wants to wait and go to his bed and make love. Trey keeps pushing himself on her, and she gets upset and yells at him about waiting for a few more blocks when they can do it in private, and then she asks him if he is afraid to have sex in their bed. Trey gets all embarrassed and asks Charlotte not to talk about it in front of the taxi driver. Charlotte tells him he shouldnt mind, because he wanted to have sex in front of the driver, and then she gets out of the car. God, Trey is such a tool. I really hope he is out of the picture soon because this story is getting really annoying.