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We pick up right where we left off last week -- right after Catherine drugged Bridget. Bridget collapses and drops the hitman's cell phone under a chair. Catherine puts an unconscious Bridget in the tub, turns the water on and leaves -- leaving behind a suicide note from Shiv, and a note that she (Catherine) has gone to therapy. Too little too late, Crazy Cattie. She has to return to the scene of the crime, though, because she realizes she no longer has the hitman's cell in her purse. Andrew comes home while Cattie is still searching for it. She does her best to keep him out of his bedroom and bath, but he finally rescues Bridget-as-Shiv.
Catherine holds the couple at gunpoint, but never fear! Agent Victor "Guyliner" Machado is riding to the rescue. Sadly, he's intercepted by his fellow Feds, who haul him into the field office just to tell him how much all the Feds think he sucks. They're sending him back to Why-Oh-Why-Wyoming, where storylines go to die. Guyliner manages to convince Chief Fed In Charge to send someone by the Martin's place, but while two inept agents visit, they only speak with Andrew in the living room, while Cattie is holding Bridget hostage in another room. Since the characters on this show all lack peripheral vision, they never catch on to the fact that something is up. Of course, that doesn't excuse the fact that the Feds never even look around the place. It does explain why it took them so long to find Whitey Bulger, though.
Soon, Juliet arrives home and learns the extent of her mother's psychopathy or sociopathy, or possibly both. Then, it happens. Catherine gets a phone call from someone she calls, "Baby," and I shout out, "I KNEW IT," which is one of the pure joys of watching a crazy show like Ringer. It's Olivia on the other end of the line! She and Cattie have been in (partial) cahoots. Olivia's more greedy than crazy though, so after failing to talk Catherine down, she writes her off.
Hell knows no fury like a newly-turned lesbian scorned, or at least that's what decades of cliché would tell us, so Catherine goes even crazier. Somewhere in there though, Bridget gets Juliet to grab the hitman's cellphone. Bridget dials Machado's number then hides the phone behind her on the couch. Machado hears the crazy conversation, that includes info that Olivia has been hiding out at Cattie's sister's place.
Guyliner gets to Olivia. He has her call Cattie back, apologize and ask her to come to her. Bridget offers herself up as a hostage and goes with Cattie. Guyliner saves Bridget, foils Olivia, and Nestor Carbonell finally gets to play a character who isn't too dumb to live. Richard Alpert fans weep with joy.
Meanwhile, Henry has ordered Siobhan to stay out of his case, and she's promised she will, so what does she do? She has her passbook forger make some inferior passports for Oksana -- the maid who let Henry into Tyler's hotel room. Shiv goes to Oksana's house, which is way too ritzy for an immigrant maid, and quickly twigs to the fact that Oksana is turning tricks on the side. Shiv tells Oksana if she doesn't recant her statement about Henry being at the hotel, Shiv will make sure the passports screw up Oksana's attempts to get a green card, or citizenship or whatever. I can't even remember because just then, one of Oksana's tricks comes a calling. Oksana stashes Shiv in a closet. Shiv opens the louvers and then regrets it, because Mr. Trick wants to have his way with Oksana, right in that very same room. But first, he breaks out some cocaine. He and Oksana snort it up. SHIV GOES INTO LABOR! Oksana has a coke-induced heart attack and dies.
Shiv escapes and gets to the hospital. Henry is with her, but he can't go in the delivery room because she's having an emergency C-section. Henry visits her after the delivery. There's some indication that Shiv's twin girls are in danger (which makes sense, since they must be at least somewhat premature). Henry reassures her they'll be fine. Later, out in the hall, he asks the doctor to perform a paternity test! He was hardly a Tool Belt at all this week, and I'm not sure how I feel about this.
I'll be back tomorrow with the full weecap of "It's Called Improvising, Bitch!" In the meantime, please grade the episode at the top of the page and then join us in the show thread, where we've got Guyliner on speed dial.
Want more? The full recap starts right below!Hey my bouncy little Ringlets, this penultimate episode of Ringer flies fast and furious, so buckle up. Mama's putting the hammer down. Previously, on Buffy the Undercover Vampire Slayer: This is the story of two sisters who share the same face. Bridget Kelly witnesses a murder. Agent Victor "Guyliner" Machado wants her to testify. He'll protect her. Bridget tells Guyliner he doesn't get it. "If Bodaway wants me dead, I'm dead." Bridget runs to her twin sister, Siobhan Martin, for help. Bridget voices-over that Shiv killed herself, but we all know she very much did not. Bridget assumes Shiv's identity. Henry "Tool Belt" Butler kills Tyler. Oksana, the maid who let him into Tyler's room, is willing to testify. Shiv tries to bribe Oksana. That fails. Guyliner figures out that Catherine Martin is behind the attempts on Bridget-as-Shiv's life. Catherine dopes Bridget's tea. Bridget stumbles off into the other room.
Now we get a repeat of last week's final scene. Bridget stumbles into the other room. She's looking for her phone or something, but she accidentally looks in Catherine's purse. When she sees a big C keyring, she realizes her mistake, but then finds the dead hitman's cellphone. She flashes back to shooting the hitman, stowing his corpse in a foot locker, finding the phone and threatening the guy who wants phone back. She tells him that if anything happens to her, that phone will go straight to the Feds.
Back in the present, Catherine finds Bridget in mid-collapse. Catherine asks, "Find what you're looking for?" Now on her hands and knees, a clearly addled Bridget whispers, "It is you?" She falls all the way to the floor. The cell phone lands beneath a chair. Catherine stands over Bridget and spills out the spent sleeping pill capsule shells. Bridget struggles to keep her eyes open. Catherine crouches beside her. She grabs Bridget's hair and lifts her head up. "Why so down, Siobhan?" Done with her taunts for the nonce, Cattie lets Bridget's head slam to the floor.
Using a computer, Catherine types out a suicide note from Siobhan then goes in the bathroom and practices being shocked that Siobhan would kill herself when she and Andrew seemed so happy. Buffy fans flash back to when Faith assumed Buffy's body and practiced her, "That would be wrong," line.
With her rehearsal over, Catherine saunters over to the tub, where fully-dressed Bridget is lying unconscious. Catherine then has a flashback to explain why she so hates Siobhan. This whole season has been a primer on reasons to hate Siobhan, so this is overkill, but what can you do. Flashback to a cocktail party, eight months ago. Shiv announces to Cattie that the Martins are putting the Miami house (in which Catherine lives) on the market. Shiv enjoys rubbing it in Catherine's face.
Back in the present, Catherine returns to the bathroom with her pill bottle. She spills three pills to the tub and turns on the water full blast. Okay, so what was up with the earlier scene in which she scattered all the empty capsules? Was that just a muahahahaha moment? At any rate, Bridget doesn't flinch. Flashback to the same cocktail party. Catherine's had a few too many, and raises hell with Shiv for sending Juliet off to boarding school. Bridget points out that the last thing Juliet needs is a chemically-dependent part-time parent.
Present. Catherine stares down at the still unconscious Bridget-as-Shiv as if she's admiring a work of art. She flashes back to Juliet saying she wishes Shiv was her real mom. Back in the present, Cattie asks unconscious Bridget who is humiliating the family now. Um, that'd still be you, Cattie. She walks away as the tub is filling up. Out in the hall, Catherine plugs the phone back in and scrawls a note that she's off to therapy.
Bridget's cellphone is right to the tub. When it starts ringing, I'm hoping Bridget's years as a druggie will help her snap out of this drug induced state faster than the average Buffy, but no. The tub continues to fill as we cut to commercial.
Buffy: If I drown, even for just a minute, I'm pretty sure another slayer is going to be called.
Recapper: In the old days, sure. But I think when Willow did that spell that activated all potential slayers, we learned that any girl would could be a slayer would be one, from there on out.
Out in front of the Dordonna, the doorman hails Catherine a cab. When she rifles through her purse and can't find it, she apologizes and rushes back inside the Park Ave. building.
Hotel Parking Garage. Guyliner tries to call Andrew Martin, but he's out for lunch. Guyliner leaves a message for Andrew to return his call ASAP, as it's urgent. Just then, a couple of Feds show up and grab Guyliner.
Back inside the Martins', Catherine searches for the hitman's cell and then flashes back to five and a half months ago. Over the phone, Remy Ostermann informs Catherine that Shiv eliminated the hitman he sent after her. Catherine tells Remy to give the job to someone else. Remy says he can't, because Shiv has the hitman's cell. If anything happens to her, she'll turn it over to the Feds.
Present. Catherine is still looking for the phone when the elevator dings. Andrew arrives home. Catherine lies that Shiv went to pick up some prescriptions for her and run some other errands. Catherine offers to deliver a message, but Andrew says this is important. He'll wait. He tries to call Bridget-as-Shiv and leaves her a message that Tim Arbogast made him a curious offer today. While he's on the phone, Catherine picks up her "went to therapy" note and hides it. She tries to manipulate Andrew into leaving, but he has to change his tie.
Catherine doesn't want Andrew anywhere near the bedroom or the adjoining bath, and offers to get a tie for him. He refuses. He realizes she's trying to keep him out of his room. When he enters and hears the water running in the bath, he assumes Catherine was trying to sneak in a bath in their tub, even though she knows Shiv expressly forbid it. Catherine lies out an apology. Andrew says he won't tell, but reminds Catherine that she shouldn't abuse Siobhan's hospitality. Cattie fakes that Andrew is too good to her. All the while, the water is nearly over Bridget's head. Andrew makes sure Catherine understands that he's paying her a one-time courtesy. He's not interested in getting back with her or in siding with her against Shiv. It's then that he notices water pouring out from underneath the bathroom door.
Andrew rushes to the bathroom, pulls Bridget out of the tub, performs clumsy CPR and finally gets Bridget breathing again. As far as we know, a new slayer will not be called. The water continues to spill out of the tub. Catherine pulls a gun on Andrew and Bridget. "Oh Andrew, I really wish you hadn't done that." Commercial.
Gramercy Park. Henry "Tool Belt" Butler is on the phone with his attorney when Siobhan announces she's off to her OB appointment. After he ends the call, Tool Belt tells Shiv his petition for supervised visits with the invisi-twins has been denied. She looks truly sorry about this as she assures him it will all be over soon. She also says she hasn't done anything except believe in him. Henry tells her to keep it that way. He explains that other than Oksana's statement that she let him into Tyler's hotel room, there is no other evidence tying him to the murder -- at least not yet. Shiv points out people have been convicted on less. She doesn't want to leave their future to chance. Tool Belt warns her to let his lawyers do their job.
Park Ave. Andrew grumbles to Catherine that she's never going to get away with this. Catherine rants and raves about how Andrew screwed up her "suicide" scenario for Shiv's death. There's deals with boarding passes and it's a whole lot of confusing exposition, frankly. Bridget reminds Catherine to think about Juliet. This infuriates Catherine. She insists she's the only one who loves the child. Andrew tries to approach Catherine. She threatens him with the gun, then calls Juliet and tells her not to come home yet. She tells her to run more errands. Juliet is not thrilled about this because she had plans to meet Holland (whoever that is) for gelato. Still, it sounds like the girl will obey her mother.
Shifty Shop. Siobhan wants her passport forger to cook up three passports that will get flagged by INS as counterfeit.
FBI Field Office: Guyliner begs Agent Torrence to send someone to the Martins', because "Siobhan's" life could be in danger. This scene is a lot of blah blah about how Guyliner is suspended, screwed up the investigation into Barton's house, and blee bloo. The Regional Director wants Guyliner back in Why-Oh-Why Wyoming ASAP. Guyliner says he'll do whatever Torrence wants, as long as Torrence will send someone over to check out the situation at Park Ave. He explains about Crazy Catherine.
Park Ave. Bridget and Andrew are packing bags to make it look as if Andrew is running off to Cancun with Catherine. When Bridget asks what she's talking about, Catherine gets to say the episode title: "It's called improvising, bitch." Her new scenario is that Shiv comes home to find Andrew and Catherine in bed. "Gunplay ensues. Andrew is shot dead. I [Catherine] am wounded, and sadly Siobhan takes her own life. It is all so tragic. Just keep packing." Andrew tells Catherine she's no killer. Catherine insists she has no choice. Bridget says she does. Cattie needs help and they can get it for her.
The phone rings. Catherine hands it to Andrew. She aims the gun at his handsome Welsh face. The doorman announces there are two Feds in the lobby. He's sending them up.
Cut to the living room. Andrew lies to the two agents that Catherine bought a ticket and left for the airport. She'll be departing for Mexico at 4:00 PM. Bald Fed says they'll have someone intercept her at the airport, and asks how to contact Siobhan. Andrew types Bridget-as-Shiv's number into the phone. Catherine is still holding her at gunpoint in the bedroom. Bridget confirms that she's not in any immediate danger. Catherine's got the gun pressed against her back. The agent tells her that if she is in danger, she should answer his question with a day of the week. Bridget must assume Catherine can hear the agent on the other end of the line, so she tells him, "This is silly. I'm at Pilates." The agent thanks her then hangs up. He thanks Andrew as well. As Andrew escorts the agents to the elevator, he offers to give them his private office number as well. He writes "MONDAY" on the card, but in a rare display of peripheral vision, he sees Catherine still holding Bridget at gunpoint. He chickens out, pockets the card and tells them his cell phone line is their best bet to reach him. The agents don't search the rest of the apartment, or turn their heads a quarter of an inch, so they're none the wiser. Sheesh Andrew. When you were out of Catherine's view, why didn't you at least jerk your head toward the bedroom? Ugh.
With the agents gone, Catherine scolds Andrew for telling the agents about Mexico. He says, "Better that, than to tell them you were in the bedroom with a gun to her head." No, Andrew. No. It wasn't better at all. Catherine demands to see what he wrote on the business card. We cut to...
Okasana's Home. Shiv rings the bell. Oksana answers wearing only a black bra and panties and an open, fuchsia robe. Shiv snarks about how she based her bribe on the salary of a hotel maid, not a high priced call girl. Oksana grabs her phones and threatens to call the cops. Shiv tells her to go for it. She throws the fake passports on the table and asks Oksana what the cops will think of those. She wouldn't want to get deported for identity fraud, after all. Shiv knows Oksana has petitioned for citizenship. If those passports make it to INS, Oksana will be deported back to Leningrad in time for Tatiana Day. I'd hope she'd be gone sooner than that, but the wheels of justice do slowly turn. Shiv tells Oksana to withdraw her testimony against Tool Belt. The "or else" is implied, but crystal clear.
Park Ave. Andrew says it doesn't matter what he wrote on the card. He never let the agents see it, because he couldn't risk letting Cattie hurt his "wife." Catherine still wants to see the card, but her request is interrupted when Juliet returns home. Catherine demands her phone. Juliet stands there, unsure what to do. Catherine restrains Andrew and Bridget's wrists and ankles with duct tape and orders Juliet to lock the elevator. Andrew is all, "Enough, think of Juliet." Juliet is all, "You're crazy." Catherine is all, "No everything ever is Siobhan's fault." There's more squabbling. Catherine tries to appeal to Juliet, but Juliet tells her not to touch her, and goes and sits to Shiv.
Catherine places a tearful phone call. "Baby it's me. You have to help me. I've made a mess of everything." I yell a preemptive, "I KNEW IT!" We cut to Olivia on the other end of the line. Yes! Yeah, I know that's obnoxious, but I'm going to have my fun while this show lasts. Commercial.
Catherine's telling Olivia she did all this for the two of them. "It was what you wanted." Olivia says while it was one thing to use a hitman -- to let someone else do the dirty work -- this is now traceable to them. Olivia is furious that this has gotten so out of control. When a screaming Catherine wanders into another room, Andrew whispers to Bridget and Juliet that Catherine's talking to Olivia. As Catherine sobs, we cut to...
Guyliner's motel room. Guyliner gets a call from Torrence who reports the Martins are fine; Catherine is headed for Mexico; they've dispatched agents to all the airports. When Guyliner learns Cattie booked a seat for Andrew too, he asks when Catherine bought the tickets, but Torrence orders him to walk away. Resigned, Guyliner agrees and says he'll see Torrence in the morning.
Park Ave. Catherine and Olivia continue their big, emotional crazy phone call. Olivia tells Catherine to leave her out of this; she's on her own now. Catherine sobs that she thought they understood each other. We flashback to six weeks ago, when Andrew tossed Catherine out of Park Ave., after she burnt up Juliet's baby photos. That same night, Catherine shows up at Olivia's and says Andrew threw her out. She had nowhere else to go.
Olivia invites Catherine in. They drink wine and talk trash about Andrew and Shiv. Catherine's tired of being treated like a doormat by every guy she meets. Olivia gets it. Catherine says no man understands her like a woman can. Olivia admits she always had a crush on Catherine. The women laugh when Catherine acknowledges she always knew. They talk sweet for a few minutes. Catherine says, "Too bad I have never been into girls." Olivia strokes Catherine's hair, then leans in and kisses her.
Back in the present, Catherine weeps, "This is not how you treat someone you love." In the other room, Andrew's all, "Love?" Juliet: "Is mom saying she and Olivia were girlfriend-girlfriends?" Bridget stops the gossip and asks Juliet to pick up the cell phone, which is still under the chair. Juliet gets it and hands it off to Bridget, who dials Guyliner's number and just lets the phone ring. She stuffs the phone behind Andrew and her. Meanwhile, Olivia has hung up on Catherine and her drama.
Over at the hotel, Guyliner answers his phone. He can hear the conversation taking place back at...
Park Ave. Bridget tells Catherine to put down the gun. Andrew warns his ex-wife that someone is going to figure out they're being held against their own will in their own home. Guyliner charges out of his room. Bridget loudly tells Catherine that Olivia Charles cares about no one but herself. Catherine says she doesn't know what she's talking about. Andrew says he'd know Olivia's voice anywhere. They get Catherine to admit that she's putting Olivia up at her sister's rental property in Saddle Rock. Bridget tells Cattie that Olivia is manipulating her. Catherine says "Shiv" is a know-it-all, who doesn't know the first thing about her and Olivia. We flash back to...
Olivia's bed, four weeks ago. Olivia tells Catherine about the supposedly temporary Ponzi scheme, and Siobhan's threats to expose Martin/Charles. She wishes she could blink and make Shiv disappear. Catherine knows the feeling. She admits that she hired a hitman, but "Shiv" killed him. She then tells the story about the cell phone and Bridget-as-Shiv's threat to turn it over to the Feds, if anything happened to her. Catherine goes on about how Shiv ruined her life, but then says, "Thank God it didn't go down. It was an awful mistake." Olivia: "The only mistake you made was not getting that cellphone back."
Okasana's. Shiv and Oksana are arguing when there's a knock at the door. Oksana shuts Shiv in a bedroom closet and goes to greet her john, whom we most certainly will be calling Mr. Trick. The people in our show thread were hoping he'd turn out to be Tim Arbogast. That didn't occur to me while watching, but it would have been delicious, yes? Anyhow, Mr. Trick wants Oksana bad, ooh baby baby. She tries to lead him to an upstairs bedroom and have a glass of wine, but he throws her on the bed and says he has something a little better. He takes out a baggie full of cocaine. He snorts some and then shares it with Oksana. They start getting hot and heavy. From the closet, Shiv looks on in contempt, and then she has a labor pain! Oksana and Mr. Trick roll around some more. Shiv practices her breathing. We cut to commercial. I pop some corn. Let's go out in a blaze of glory, Show.
After the break, Shiv is still trying to control herself. Oksana doesn't look so good, though. She's covered in flop sweat. Mr. Trick takes out some more coke. It's not clear if Oksana indulges or not because she soon starts bleeding from the nose. Shiv looks like she's going to hurl. Mr. Trick tries to comfort Oksana, but she flops in his lap. He yells at her not to do this to him. It's too late. Oksana is dead. He picks up his clothes and coke and hurries out the door.
We cut to Shiv on the city street. She hails a cab and says, "I'm in labor. I need to get to the hospital." We cut back to...
Park Ave. Andrew, Bridget and Juliet listen in while Catherine tries to get in touch with Olivia. Her call goes straight to voicemail, though. She leaves a rambling message that she doesn't know what to do, anymore. The FBI is watching the airports and train stations. She can't leaving without hearing Olivia's voice.
While Catherine's in the hallway leaving her pathetic message, Andrew grabs a rock (you know, I can't think of the right term, but the ones that are sliced open, polished and have crystals on the inside). [Note: Geode! Kinda like this guy. -- Rachel.] He tells Bridget and Juliet that they have to act, and now. They have no way of knowing if Guyliner heard the conversation. When Catherine ends her call, she returns to the living room to find Andrew on his feet. He tells her he wants to cut a deal and asks her to talk to him privately in another room. Catherine orders him to sit down. The phone rings. It's Olivia. She apologizes for her earlier reaction, insists she doesn't want Catherine to hurt herself. She loves her, and needs her to come directly to her. She tells Catherine to leave now. Catherine says she will, but she has something she has to do, first. "Remember what I promised you that night?" We flashback to...
Whenever it was that Olivia left town. She's on the phone in the back of her car, telling Catherine that Siobhan is going to blow the lid off of everything. Catherine says it will be fine. She promises Olivia she can take care of this. She has the hitman's cell phone, now. "Siobhan will be dead by tonight."
Present. Catherine tells Olivia she's going to kill Siobhan. Crying, Juliet rises and begs her mother to leave. Olivia tells Catherine that Juliet is right. The only choice is to run. Catherine says she can't, since the police are looking for her everywhere. Bridget offers herself up at hostage, so that Andrew and Juliet will be safe. Andrews orders Catherine to take him. She doesn't want him. She commands Juliet to cut Bridget-as-Shiv loose, then tells Olivia they're on their way. Olivia says, "See you soon," and hangs up. The camera zooms out to reveal Guyliner. Hooray! He tells Olivia she's doing the right thing. Tears roll down Olivia's cheeks as we go to commercial.
Hospital. Shiv is wheeled in for an emergency C-section. The OB won't let Henry follow. Poor Tool Belt must feel so inept.
Olivia's Hideaway. Olivia asks Guyliner why he's not just sending the Feds to Park Ave. He says 31 percent of all multiple hostage situations ends with at least one of the hostages being shot. That doubles when there's a juvenile involved, so he thinks doing it this way puts the odds back in his favor. Olivia thinks he doesn't know Catherine Martin very well. Um, yeah. She's batshit insane. You don't know her that well, either Vampiress. When Catherine arrives, Guyliner stays out of sight. Olivia opens the door. Catherine walks Bridget-as-Shiv up the path, threatening her all the way.
Olivia steps outside. "You made it." Catherine says she missed Olivia. Olivia: "Missed you too, honey." Bridget pushes Catherine off her and runs up the stairs. Guyliner pulls Olivia back in the door. Bridget rushes in. Catherine runs after her. Guyliner aims his gun at Catherine and yells, "FBI. Drop it." Catherine screams at Olivia: "I gave you everything." I think she shoots her gun, but Bridget knocks Cattie down. The gun falls. Bridget grabs it. Catherine runs out the back. Bridget follows her. She aims the gun at Catherine's back and tells her to stop. It's over. Catherine faces her. "You don't have it in you." I hear Giles tell Ben that Buffy couldn't kill him, because "she's not like us." Guyliner breaks my Buffy-reverie when he rushes out the door and tells Catherine that while Bridget-as-Shiv might not be able to shoot her, he sure can. Even though he's suspended, he apparently still carries cuffs with him. He's cuffing Catherine as we cut back to...
The hospital. Henry gets a text from his attorney, Barbara Bently. It reads, "Maid who let you into Tyler's room found dead. Heart failure." Later, he goes to Shiv's room. She wakes when he enters and gives him a weak, "Hi." He kisses her hello and tells her she did great. "The girls are so beautiful." Shiv looks worried. "The doctor said..." Henry interrupts. "They're gonna be okay. We're all gonna be okay. The maid, who was gonna testify -- she was found dead." Shiv gives great poker face, considering she just had emergency surgery. She lies, "No," and asks, "What happened?" Henry kisses her and tells her it's not important. The doctor pokes her head in the room and says, "Mr. Butler." Henry says he'll be right there. Before he leaves, Shiv tells him she loves him. Henry smiles and laughs. "I love you, too."
Out in the hall, the doctor asks why he wanted to see her. Henry says, "Uh yeah. I want a paternity test." Is that the smartest decision ever made on this show, or just Tool Belt's smartest decision?
Olivia's Hideaway. Guyliner is still cuffing Catherine. Bridget apologizes to him. She thought she could shoot Catherine, but she just couldn't do that to Juliet. Catherine's face is all Bitch Please, but Cattie, I'd say the proof is in the pudding and you remain unshot. Ya know? Guyliner tells Bridget-as-Shiv, "You've got nothing to apologize for. When you can kill someone and not care, that's when you've something to be sorry about." Catherine sneers. "You make me sick. What -- you really think you were a saint because you couldn't pull the trigger? You know what? You stole my husband. You turned my daughter against me. You even tried to sell my house out from under me. I mean -- whose life is so pathetic that they have to live someone else's?" Guyliner pulls her away, but not before the unintended truth of Catherine's rant hits Bridget in the gut. Grr. Argh.
I'll be back week with coverage of the season (series?) finale, "I'm The Good Twin." In the meantime, please grade the episode at the top of the page and then join us in the show thread, where we've got Guyliner on speed dial.