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I Believe in a Thing Called Blood

The Darkness - Lola, desperate for a husband to legitimize her royal bastard, almost marries a gay dude, while Mary and Francis continue their literally fruitless boinking and Bash meets the Pagans again.

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Dirty Laundry

Rear Window - Screwing has consequences for everyone.

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Swing! Brother, Swing!

The Consummation - Mary chooses between Francis and Bash, Evil Anne faces the executioner and Amy Brenneman rips big hunks out of the Fontainebleu scenery with her teeth.

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Ain't Got No Future or Family Tree

Royal Blood - Clarissa absconds with the wee princes, Evil Anne breaks out of jail and Lola takes a vacation to Paris, where she nails Francis.

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Nobody Expects the Poisoned Bathtub

Inquisition - Henry accuses Evil Anne of adultery, so she calls in Medici reinforcements, then tries to kill Mary again.

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The Pagan King

Sacrifice - Evil Anne plots to have Bash murdered while Henry's away in Rome.

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The Bastard Who Would Be King

For King and Country - Mary flips the script on King Henry and agrees to marry the future king of France -- but only if Bash is that future king. Evil Anne loses her shit.

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Always a Bastard, Never a Bride

Fated - Henry decrees Mary and Francis will marry ASAP, which makes Evil Anne go guns blazing to prevent the wedding that she's sure will result in her son's death. And Kenna finds out about Diane's quest to legitimize Bash, then spills the beans in the stupidest, least politically helpful way she could.

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The Virgin Homicides

Left Behind - Italian count Vincent takes the castle and everyone in it hostage, forcing Mary and Evil Anne to team up to save Francis.

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Tie a Random Stranger 'Round the Old Oak Tree

Chosen - When the pagans threaten Mary, Bash takes matters into his own hands. Francis, meanwhile, takes Olivia into his own hands. And Kenna turns into a monster that never stops talking about her stupid boyfriend.

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Like a Vir -- Nope. Not Like That.

A Chill in the Air - Francis's ex-girlfriend shows up and waves her nonvirginal ladybits all over court. Greer flirts with a Hapsburg, but then jumps her kitchen man-wench.

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Don't Cry for Me, Grande Lisboa

Hearts and Minds - Mary's romance with Tomas sours, Francis grows a pair, and Kenna nails the king.

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Nope, This One's a Frog, Too

Kissed - Desperate for an army to aid Scotland, Mary steals Greer's Portuguese boyfriend.

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A Song of the Bloody Cross

Snakes in the Garden - Recently dead Colin lives again! For a minute. The English show up at court and try to kill Mary, Francis's little brother Charles gets engaged to a rich French girl and the king makes his Kenna-related intentions known.

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Mistress Mary, Quite Contrary

Pilot - Mary arrives at the French court, where she thinks she'll be getting married, but instead it turns out her would-be mother-in-law, Evil Anne of Green Gables, is determined to have Mary raped, killed, deported or maybe all of the above. And I'm not even going to try to figure out which of these people are cousins. (Spoiler: They are all cousins.)

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