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Next up on the Queer as Folk Has-Been Hit Parade: Steven Weber. You may remember Steven from NBC's recently cancelled sitcom Cursed. No? Good, because it was really bad TV, and you don't need to be exposed to that. Any more of that, I mean. ["It got cancelled? I thought it just got renamed Weber or something. Good, that shit sucked." -- Wing Chun] But surely you will recall him from NBC's early '90s sitcom Wings, as the loser half of the crush-inducing Hackett Brothers. Brian and Joe. Sigh. Steven was Brian. And he's still cute, darn it. Hey, wait! Steven...was "Brian"! Okay, I'm reaching, but there has to be some sort of method to this co-host madness. Anyway, Steven recaps the last episode: Ted in a coma, Justin on the run, Justin on the football player, Brian in a moral quandary, Brian 'n the Hunky Nurse. You know. The usual. And I'm having a terrible time focusing because Steven's so...straight. Has this show ruined me forever for Breeder boys?! Oh, well, I'm sure it's nothing that Dollar Bud Night at the Lucky Bar and some heavy concentration won't cure.
Hot Dancing Gay Boys! That one guy swimming around cracks me up every time.
Brian's Penthouse. It's morning. The camera pans up and across Brian's bed, past the hunk next to him up, to Brian's face. There's a knock at the door, and Brian opens his eyes. He doesn't even fully turn over to ask the guy next to him, "Who the hell are you?" Well, who the hell is it always, Brian? Bed Guy, somewhat offended, raises his head and says, "I'm the guy you fucked last night." That's who. What a dumb question. Brian, uninterestedly, "Oh, yeah." Whatever. Brian continues, not really caring, "Were you any good?" The look on Bed Guy's face is priceless, all like, "Wha?!" I'll admit it. I laughed. Dude, if you're not going to remember, what's the point? And if you don't care so much, why are you letting them stay over in the first place? Another knock. Brian: "Okay, I'm coming! [to Bed Guy] And you're going." We get Brian Butt Shot #1 as he walks to the door. Not that I'm complaining.