By Jacob
Eleanor buys an entire building, while Jackie -- in the wake of Drug Dealer Devil Bill's death-by-truck -- does some of the saddest addict shit we've seen, like, up to and including Robotripping and No-Dozing. At thirty-seven hours of withdrawal, she finally admits to Eleanor that she's detoxing, but it's all rather inconclusive, because later she tells Eddie it's been a week, so who knows. She is full of it, generally.
Lenny accidentally sticks himself with an epi, and Zoey takes advantage of the heartrate situation to ask him lie-detector questions about their relationship. It is adorable, because they are adorable. Then Jackie borrows another epi pen to knock out the dad of this annoying trashy racist family by making him think he's having a heart attack.
Coop picks an old girlfriend at random and decides to marry her, creepily creeping out a girl who got kicked in the head by a stripper. Then they become Facebook friendsters, for some reason, because nobody can actually resist Coop.
It was several episodes ago that Jackie offered to take those drug patches upstairs for Kelly Slater, and pocketed ten of them. So Eddie just noticed this and has come after Kelly for maybe making him look bad. Kelly goes straight to HR to clear Eddie's name, but he says can't remember who it was that he gave the patches to, so nothing much gets solved there.
Jackie ends her day walking down the middle of a very busy road, for some reason, so hopefully that will continue to be super weird. I think danger-junkie Jackie might be a very exciting turn of events, don't you?