By Kim
The opening credits crack me up because they put a little rope X over each eliminated contestant. I appreciate that, because I hate when reality shows keep including people in the credits who are no longer on the show. Just a pet peeve. At least the JM producers acknowledge that some contestants are gone.
Paul welcomes us back and says that so far, David has been a "fish out of water" in Europe, but that tonight he will be more at home, as he takes the ladies to a ranch in Tuscany. And they'll have to shovel horse manure. You know, it was slightly amusing the first time they did this, but it's not that funny twice. Poop is gross. We get it. Paul wonders which women "will turn up their noses at David's cowboy lifestyle." Do you think David actually shovels horse manure? I guess it's more likely that David does than it was that Evan did.
At the villa, the women gather for breakfast. Lina says she had a nice dream about shopping. Who dreams about shopping? That is so lame. Olinda says that going to a spa and getting a massage would be like a normal day for her. I think Olinda should meet Gustave. I know he enjoys the spa. I notice that more than a few women are smoking at the table. Can you imagine the uproar if the contestants were American? I'm a smoker, and even I wouldn't smoke while others are trying to eat. Also, Alessia and Anique are wearing sunglasses at the table. I don't know if it's due to a hangover or the lighting for the show. Or if it's just an affectation.
Paul shows up. Olinda interviews that when Paul showed up, they thought he would announce that they were going to a spa or shopping or to the beach. Olinda is wearing a giant rainbow caftan that she stole from Bruce Vilanch. Paul says that David has been learning about Europe, and now he'd like the women to learn about Texas, so he's inviting them to a Tuscan ranch. Paul adds that David has bought them all presents to get them in the mood. A bottle of Courvoisier? Hee. I just imagined if Tim Meadows as The Ladies Man was on this show. Or even better, Christopher Walken as The Continental. Paul tells the women to pack for an overnight stay, and that they'll get picked up in fifteen minutes.
The women go to pick up their presents. The gifts are cowboy boots and hats. Instead of letting us have the joy of watching the women fight over the boots and hats, each is labeled with a name. Boo! Alessia dances around and claps. The women try on their new clothes. Lina interviews for the benefit of the radio audience that they got "some lovely cowboy boots and some hats." Linda mimes throwing a lasso. Or possibly riding a bucking bronco. I'm not sure which. Cat interviews that she's never worn a cowboy hat, and that she likes it. Anique interviews that when they saw the cowboy boots, they hoped they would be horseback riding. The women try to coordinate their outfits to their new foot- and headwear, which mostly involves putting on jeans. I notice that someone has written on the mirror in lipstick, "Humor, music, temper." I don't know. Alessia dances around in her boots and says she can't wait to go. Olinda -- who actually looks really good in her cowboy hat -- says that they are going to have fun. Anique interviews that she looks gorgeous in a cowboy hat. Eh, not so much. Linda pretends to draw a gun and shoot at Petra, except she uses two fingers spread apart to mime the barrel of the gun, which doesn't really work. I don't know what kind of crazy gun she's pretending to use, but I can't imagine it's going to shoot very straight. Petra interviews that they were all looking stunning. Linda interviews that she's never learned to ride a horse, and that she is excited for David to show her "the beauty of horses." The women all get into cars and take off.
By Kim
David interviews that he's looking forward to the women getting a taste of his world, because he's "not this Gucci boy," and "ranching and rodeo" is what he does. I'm so glad he cleared that up for us, because I personally thought he was an international businessman. David puts a saddle on Hurricane, who is like, "Is it time for my close-up?" David voice-overs that he'll see which girls fit into his lifestyle. Yes, because putting women into an entirely contrived and fake situation while lying to them about who you are is absolutely the best way to determine if you are compatible.
Back at the ranch, some horse that isn't Hurricane is like, "Look at me! I'm cute too! Neigh!" The editor plays Track 12 from "Farm Sound Effects," layered over Track 17 of "Hick-Sounding Banjo Songs." The women arrive at the ranch, and David mumbles something about "cowgirls" and "perfect." As the women get out, he laughs that they look "perfect." I would love it if, just once, David would say that something was mediocre, except I think that "mediocre" might contain too many syllables for him. David interviews that the women looked great in their boots and hats. In an interview, Olinda tells us what David was wearing, in case we are somehow visually impaired, and also, in case we care. I, for one, do not care. Olinda thinks that David looks like "a sophisticated cowboy." Because he's wearing a black shirt? Otherwise, he looks the same as he does every other day: dopey. David asks if they're all ready to ride some horses, and the women give a half-hearted cheer. Despite that, David voice-overs that the women were excited about riding. David announces that before they can ride, they have to clean out some stalls.
Lina looks unhappy and calls, "No cleaning stalls with these nails." I have to say, I would clean out a stall if I had to, but I would want some advance warning so I could wear grubby clothes that I was planning on burning later anyway. I don't blame the women for getting dressed for a date and then being pissed that they have to do manual labor. Maybe that makes me a snob. I'll bet a lot more of them would have been into it if they had advance warning. But then we wouldn't have conflict! And drama! Not that there's much of that anyway. Lina interviews that everyone was "so annoyed." Lina kind of looks like one of the saleswomen in Pretty Woman who is bitchy to Julia Roberts and loses out on the commission. Lina whines, "It was supposed to be dream date, David. Not shit date." Hee! That's a great line. Some of the other women agree. David interviews that it was good to see who liked it, and says that Lina would never live on a ranch. Lina asks if they can hire someone to do this. Seriously. If dude had $80 million, he would so not muck out his own horse stalls.
By Kim
The women start cleaning. Cat interviews that cleaning the stall involved pulling all the shit out of it. David tells Olinda to toss her load of shit into the back of a nearby truck. Olinda, surprisingly, is right in there shoveling, as is Alessia. Anique interviews that it's logical that you have to do some work before sitting on the horses. Anique uses a broom to sweep the ceiling of the stall, which doesn't seem that helpful, but whatever. I guess she can't use a broom to shovel shit. Giada, Linda, and Lina don't seem to pitch in much. Linda interviews that she was just watching everyone and trying to avoid doing work. Well, at least she's honest about it. Cat walks out with what looks like a long-handled cat litter scoop, and dumps some crap into the truck. Olinda says that you just have to get in there. Olinda interviews that she just got busy shoveling horse poop. David gives the women instructions. Olinda walks out with a regular shovel and dumps the contents into the truck. Alessia yells at her for dumping the hay along with the shit. Olinda says that it was all shit. What a metaphor for this show. Lina, Giada, and Cat sit near the wall and look disgusted. Petra says that she's done enough. David announces that now they are going to saddle some horses.
The women lead some horses into a clearing. Cue the montage of women riding horses. I hope they wore sports bras. Olinda, Cat, and Anique are clearly experienced in horseback riding. Lina asks what David is holding, and he says that they are rodeo chaps. Except he pronounces it "shaps." Is that the European pronunciation? David puts them on, and they're just regular chaps with fringe down the sides. So I guess to make something "rodeo," you just add fringe. The women cheer. Olinda interviews that the chaps showed that David had a good butt because it was "nice and perky and you could really get in there." Why would you want to get in there? Forget it. I don't want to know. David rides Hurricane around the clearing. David interviews that it was the most comfortable he's ever been on a date. Lina interviews that David looked sexy, riding around. Hurricane's like, "What about me? Neigh?" Anique interviews that for the first time, she didn't feel like David was putting on an act, and was just being himself. Oh, the irony.
Kristyna asks if David will ride Hurricane with her. Hurricane's like, "Whoa! One at a time, ladies! There's enough of me to go around." David and Kristyna ride around the ring. Cat interviews that it's important to understand David's life because it's his passion. David demonstrates how he rides in the rodeo by lying back on his horse. Hurricane is like, "What are you doing, bitch?! Sit up like a normal person." David interview that he thinks he has a connection with Cat, because she was asking a lot of questions and seemed interested. Cat interviews that she would love to go horseback riding alone with David. Giada sits on a fence and whines that she's thirsty, hungry, and tired. David interviews that Giada disappointed him, because she didn't try to have fun. Linda rides, like, two steps and says she's done. David goes over to help. David interviews that it was his "perfect chance" to get closer to Linda, so they rode the horse together, since it was her first time. Linda interviews that she thought David was helping her and trying to make her feel safe. Hurricane starts lifting his feet way up in the air in a fancy step, so clearly he's not a rodeo horse. It cracked me up because my dog does the same thing when he gets excited, and we call it "high stepping" like football players do when they get near the end zone. Hurricane's like, "Look at me dance, bitches! I'm so pretty! I could challenge Justin Timberlake to a dance-off! I'll rock your body! Neigh!" Linda thinks Hurricane doesn't like her, and David says that Hurricane told him that he loves her. Somehow I think David really believes that Hurricane talks to him. Linda interviews that David got more attractive as she got to know him more. David interviews that it will take time to win Linda over.
By Kim
The women all thank David for the afternoon. Yeah, thanks for making us shovel shit, asshole. Linda interviews that after they finished riding, they went down the hill to "a little tent area." Petra interviews that David showed them the camping site, where they could camp under the stars. David shows them how the outdoor shower works. Anique interviews that the tents seemed pretty comfortable. Lina says that Linda asked if there was an air conditioner. Given the heat wave in Europe this summer, I don't think that was such a crazy question. Paul is standing around in a safari outfit, like, "Livingston, I presume?" I don't like Paul in a different outfit. It's bad. David announces that they have a cooler full of beer, and the women are way more excited about that than they have been about anything else in this episode so far. They rush the cooler with a cheer. David voice-overs that he's finally going to spend the whole night with these girls. I'm sure something will happen. If by "something," you mean, "my falling asleep."
Wow, that show Skin looks really good. I'm sure it will be a blockbuster in the ratings.
A chef grills up some steaks (which look really fatty) and corn on the cob. The women dance around. Olinda interviews that David invited them to "a real proper American barbecue." I guess. I'm sure it's a regional thing, but when I think of barbecue, I think of smoked meat, like pork or beef, served with barbecue sauce. Steaks or burgers are a picnic, or just grilling. I hope none of the women is a vegetarian. There's a band consisting of an acoustic guitar player, and electric guitar player, and a fiddler. David interviews that it was great to show the women the food and music with which he grew up. Linda interviews, "There was a band playing music. David seemed to like it." Hee! The unspoken item being that she thought the music sucked. David talks to Linda and asks what she thinks about camping. Linda says she used to go camping with her parents when she was a kid, and that camping is very popular in the Czech Republic. Giada interviews that David is paying attention to Linda. David and Linda laugh together while the other women just stand around and stare at each other.
The eating begins. Petra interviews that David made amazing barbecue. Well, David didn't actually make it. David interviews that Anique sat by him and talked about the night's elimination. David reminds us that when he gave Anique the necklace, she was rude, but at the barbecue, she apologized for not thanking him. Boy, I wish that had been caught on camera. How did they miss that? David tells Anique that he just figured she was in a bad mood. Anique says she's usually friendlier, and then jokes that she's really unfriendly. At least, I think she's joking. Olinda says that the Dutch are always friendly. Anique interviews that now David has seen both sides of her, just like she's seen both sides of him. People have layers. Got it.
Olinda interviews that, after lunch, David suggested that they go down to the pool. I sure hope they waited thirty minutes before swimming! I wouldn't want anyone to get a cramp. Luckily, the women all packed their bikinis. David carries a cooler over to the pool, shirtless. I'm sure the producers were like, "David, it's a pool party! Take your shirt off. Oh, and can you go get that cooler for us? Just carry it over here. No, maybe you should put it over there. Wait, how about over here. Can you walk a little slower? Lift the cooler up a little. Thaaaaaat's it." Giada interviews that David has very big muscles, and that she didn't know that before. Olinda tells David that she can see his butt. Olinda is a little obsessed with butts. Cat interviews that it's always nice to see a guy half-naked. Well, it depends on the guy. Olinda voice-overs that David has a great body and is very athletic. Anique interviews that Olinda wanted to see David's body. Kristyna say that Olinda is nasty. David gets into the pool, and Olinda mauls him. Olinda voice-overs that she was trying to pull off his swimming trunks and "fool around for a bit in the pool." Well, at least she's honest. Olinda asks the other girls if they are "pissed off" because she's touching David. Giada laughs and says she is. Cat sits by herself on the side of the pool. Anique gets out of the pool and they try to make it out like she's stomping off in a huff, but maybe she was just tired of swimming.
By Kim
The women sit in lawn chairs and watch the sunset. David voice-overs that after swimming, there was only time to ask a few of the girls to go for a sunset ride. David rides up to the women, who immediately get up to pet Hurricane. Lina asks if David is jealous that Hurricane gets all the attention. Hurricane is like, "Yeah, bitches. Pet me! Love me! Neigh! Have you ever heard about Catherine the Great?" David jokes that Hurricane steals all of his girlfriends. David interviews that the girls are falling for his horse, so maybe they are falling for him, too. I'm not sure exactly how that works. David asks Kristyna if she wants to go for a ride, and she accepts. David interviews that Kristyna jumped right up there and didn't hesitate. They ride off. Kristyna interviews that there was a beautiful view, and that she liked getting to know David better. David voice-overs that he asked Cat . Cat has the longest legs I've ever seen. Cat gets up on the horse. David asks if she's having fun. She is. Cat says she's never gone for a sunset ride. David interviews that Cat is "a classy girl, and great-looking." She is really hot. I think she would be my pick, if I were male. Or gay. Cat interviews that she loves horseback riding, and that it was a normal situation. David asks Linda last, and she accepts. Giada interviews that she was jealous when David asked Linda to go. Why wasn't she jealous when he asked Kristyna or Cat? David interviews that Linda seems "honest" and "pure" and "a really good person." Is it wrong that it creeps me out that he calls her "pure" like that's a good thing? Linda interviews that she thinks David is a good person, and "extremely sensitive." She's sure that "when he falls in love, he gives all his heart to the girl." Linda wants the horse to go faster, so David obliges. Linda voice-overs that she doesn't think there are many men like David in the world. Thank God! The music is very "'80s love song" here. Linda voice-overs that she knows there is something between them, and that she's scared of it. That was funny, given that David is sitting behind her on the horse. I bet there's something between them, although I don't know that she should be scared.
David and the women sit down to dinner. David accepts a glass of wine, and the women all toast. Hey, he didn't say grace! Or at least they didn't show it. If you're going to set up a recurring motif, it has to be...you know, recurring. David slurs that he's going to be speaking French by the end of his stay. Cat interviews that she likes David when he's more relaxed (i.e. drunk), doesn't care so much about what he's doing (i.e. drunk), and doesn't care so much about how much he's drinking (i.e. drunk). Lina interviews that she really likes David, but that she thinks he's into Linda. David stares at Linda so long that it starts to get kind of creepy. He's got that drunk frat-boy thousand-yard stare that they think is sexy and subtle, but is really just creepy and wrong. Olinda voice-overs that David has a huge crush on Linda, and that it made the rest of the women wonder what they were doing there. Linda interviews that the other women noticed how much attention David was paying to her, and that it got stressful. Olinda says something about how David loves Linda, and she loves him back. Everyone laughs, except Linda, who just looks uncomfortable. Linda interviews that she is easily influenced by others, and that if the girls continue to act jealous, she's not used to dealing with it.
By Kim
Petra interviews that, after dinner, David asked the women to camp out with him. David grabs a bottle of wine to take with them to the campsite. He's being very loud and outgoing, so I think he's drunk. Various women excuse themselves to change into more appropriate attire, leaving just David and Cat standing outside. Cat has on a skirt and slides, which she claims are perfect. I guess if they worked to ride the horse, they'll work for camping, too. David says that there are wild boars around. Cat laughs, and David says that they might be at the campsite right now. Is he trying to get her to go with him or not? Because normally that wouldn't be enticing to most people. Cat laughs and says that it will be an adventure. David interviews that he thinks Cat is beautiful, and that they shared a connection. Oh, and did they take a journey to become more authentic? Spare me the psycho-babble. The women return, having changed, and David leads them off to the campsite.
The women arrive at the campsite. It seems pretty windy. Olinda interviews that they were going to have a beer. The women gather around and drink beer, except Linda, who sits off to the side by herself and watches. Olinda yells, "Wasted!" Anique interviews that someone came up with the idea to sing songs. Groups of women get up and sing traditional songs from their homeland. What would Americans sing? "You're A Grand Old Flag"? "Hang Your Head Down, Tom Dooley"? "Crazy in Love"? David voice-overs that he didn't know what the songs' lyrics meant, but that he enjoyed it anyway. On Linda's turn, she and Kristyna sing a song. Linda explains that it's a sad song about heartbreak. David ponders this. Or maybe he just has gas. Later, David shows the women where they can sleep. Anique interviews that they were given the choice of sleeping in a tent or in the hotel. Lina says she doesn't want to sleep in a tent because she's scared of snakes. David assures them that it's fine if they want to go, but that he needs to know who is going and who is staying. David voice-overs that he thinks Petra is the only true "outdoorsman." Is he saying that Petra is a man? Petra interviews that they camped out under the stars, and that it was beautiful. Anique interviews that she, Cat, Petra, and Alessia stayed at the campsite.
David asks Linda where she is sleeping. Linda says she's going to the hotel. A gong sounds. Ask not for whom the bell tolls, Linda. It tolls for thee. Giada interviews that David was upset that Linda didn't camp out. Linda interviews that David was hoping they would camp out, but that she was worried the women would gossip about her, and she had to run away. God, Linda. Grow a spine. Who cares if the others gossip? They're women. That's what we do. David interviews that he's disappointed, because he thought that he and Linda were getting a lot closer, and that he doesn't know what happened.
By Kim
The morning, Safari Paul walks up to the campsite. He discovers that only Cat and David are left. David interviews that the other girls snuck back up to the house during the night, except Cat. I think if I really liked a guy, and was trying to impress him, I would camp out. Maybe David and Cat started making out or something and the other women were trying to give them some privacy. Nah. They would have showed any making out. Paul says that breakfast is being served up at the hotel. Paul asks if it was a good night, and if they had fun. David says yes on both accounts. Cat gives a coquettish look. David heads for the outdoor shower, and Cat does the walk of shame back up to the hotel.
Paul knocks on the women's doors to wake them up. Paul voice-overs that he heard the women talking last night, and that they seem to be jealous and trying to convince Linda to leave. That is such horseshit that they didn't get this alleged convincing on tape. Do they only have one camera crew? This whole episode would have been so much more interesting if we could have heard what the women said to Linda. At breakfast, Linda arrives last. Linda interviews that she couldn't sleep, because the group's attitude was too tough to deal with, and she could tell the other girls didn't want her to stay. David arrives at the breakfast table and says that he has a headache from all of the wine. He asks Linda if she went right to bed, or read her book first. Linda says that they all talked. Anique interviews that she noticed Linda and David were having a private conversation, and that Linda was scared to say that she wanted to go home. The other women are totally staring at David and Linda, trying to figure out what they are talking about. The editors recycle an interview from about twenty minutes earlier, where Linda says she's not used to dealing with jealousy. Man. It's bad enough when they reuse interview footage from one episode to the , but within the same episode? Linda tells David that she didn't want to get into any conflict, and that she doesn't want to talk about it. David says that they should talk about it. Linda says that she can't do this anymore, and that she would like to go home tonight. The other women totally don't react. Neither does David -- at least, not at first. Then he looks a tiny bit sad. He hardly looks like the love of his life has rejected him. David says he hopes it isn't because of something he did. David interviews that he was disappointed, because it's like a little kid getting a bike for Christmas and then having it taken away. Is he trying to say that he wants to ride her? The women return to their cars for the ride back to the villa. David voice-overs that he's lost now, and that he doesn't know what he will do at the elimination. He stands to Hurricane and ponders life. Hurricane's like, "Dude, you can have my sloppy seconds if you want. Also, neigh."
By Kim
Back at the villa, the women chat amongst themselves, except Linda, who is silent. Samantha walks in and says that she heard the women got to learn more about ranch life. I still don't know why they can't just have Paul do these segments. Samantha says that there will be an elimination tonight, and the women thank her. I don't know what was going on with the lighting there, but it totally looked like Samantha was holding a flashlight under her chin, as if she were about to tell a ghost story or something. "Ooooh! There's an elimination tonight! Boo!" Giada interviews that she hopes she won't be going home tonight. Cat interviews that she thinks David likes her, but that she's not looking forward to the elimination tonight. Alessia irons her dress while it's lying on the bed, which doesn't seem very efficient, and says that she feels like Cinderella when she came back home. Watch it, Alessia. You're getting awfully close to "fairy tale" territory there, and I won't stand for it. Alessia interviews that she likes and respects David and wants to stay. Linda interviews that she regrets what she did in some ways. Oh, so now she wants to change her mind? Hell, no.
The women sit on the porch and wait for David. Samantha walks out to groans of disappointment. That'll really wreck the ego. She says that David is "really dreading tonight's elimination," because he will have to say goodbye to three women. But, the three women who stay will get emerald necklaces, and will get to join David on "some more intimate dates." Is that supposed to be a prize? Samantha says she'll go get David, who interviews that he doesn't know what he's going to do about Linda. Paul asks David if he's made his decisions, and whether they are the right ones. Does he really think that David is going to say he made the wrong decisions? In fact, does Paul really think that David made the decisions at all? We all know that the producers told David which women to keep and which ones to axe for dramatic purposes.
David and Paul stand on the porch and prepare to make their announcements. A bell starts tolling. Get used to it, because it's going to happen a lot in the few minutes. The camera focuses on each woman for a minute or two. Their facial expressions range from bored to sleepy. David gives Paul a nod to let him know that it's time to start. Paul announces Anique's name. David voice-overs, "Anique: not only is she beautiful, she also loves horses." Hee! Hurricane is like, "Right on!" Anique makes sure that she thanks David this time after she gets her necklace. Paul announces Cat's name . Every time a woman's name is announced, there is a big gong. David voice-overs that Cat is a trouper, because she camped with him all night. So he recognizes that spending time alone with him is a daunting task? After about ten minutes of filler, Paul announces Giada's name. Wow, I totally thought she was a goner. There is no audio while Giada receives her necklace, but the captioning has David saying that Giada is "caring and feminine," and that he wanted to give her more time. More filler of Linda looking nervous. Paul calls Kristyna's name. Again, no audio while she gets her necklace, and no captions either. This show seems about ten times longer when there's no talking going on. Also, Kristyna totally wore jeans, when all of the other women are all dressed up. After the "tension" "builds" some more, Paul calls Olinda's name. David voice-overs that he can always count on having fun with Olinda. Only one necklace remains. But we're not going to find out who will get it yet! First the gong has to toll about six more times and then there's a commercial break.
By Kim
So the remaining women are Petra, Lina, Alessia, and Linda. After some more filler, Paul announces that Petra is the last pick. Linda looks disappointed, but whatever. Lina looks stunned. Hee. David apologizes to Alessia directly, and says she's beautiful and great. Alessia steps forward and says it's okay, and that now she will go find her boyfriend. Everyone laughs. Giada is totally crying. She got a necklace. What is she crying about? David doesn't address any of the other owmen individually. Instead, he thanks everyone for coming and says that he'll see them later, even though three of them are totally leaving. David and Paul walk out.
Alessia interviews that David doesn't know what he's losing, but it's okay, because she wants a man who wants her. I knew I liked that Alessia, even if she did always carry a fan. I will miss her. Olinda hugs Alessia and starts crying. Who knew Olinda was so caring? Alessia begs Olinda not to cry, and forces her to smile. She tells Olinda to smile for "champagne, Dolce and Gabbana, pedicure, manicure, a superstar in Hollywood." What a coincidence! That's what I chant to myself while doing yoga! Alessia sheds some tears while she interviews that she's never seen Olinda this way. Yes, in the whole week that they've known each other, she's never seen Olinda this emotional.
The women toast. Anique interviews that they wanted to get rid of Linda because David really liked her. Linda apologizes to everyone, for some reason. I'm glad she's going. What a wuss. Olinda interviews that only strong women should stay, and that Linda is nice, but if Olinda told her to cook dinner, Linda would do it. Hell, I'd cook dinner if Olinda told me to. She's kind of scary.
Alessia write something on the mirror, with permanent marker, I think. Lina interviews that David didn't pick her because they had nothing in common. Also, because she has bitchface. Linda interviews that she regrets not having a chance to explain herself to David, and that she hopes she made the right decision. She adds that she gets easily influenced by others, and cares what others think and say, and that she's not good at dealing with stressful situations. Yeah, we got that the first eight times you said it.
David sheds a few tears in his room. David interviews that Linda voted him off in a way, but that "she's a great little girl from Czech [sic]," and that he's happy to have met her. Linda interviews that the group's attitude became too tough to deal with, and that she wasn't strong enough to face it. She breaks down in tears as she says that sometimes she is too weak. Wah! Crybaby.
By Kim
Paul returns for the closing segment. He says that it wasn't really the outcome David was expecting. Huh? How was he not expecting it? He knew whom he chose. Paul says that even though Linda is gone, David is hardly hurting for female companionship, and that the remaining women are "more than eager to please." Ew.
week: One-on-one dates! David buys Olinda a ton of gifts. Olinda hates Cat, and the women get into a Catfight. Get it? Cat fight? Giada says that she'll be like a bomb if she gets voted off, because she will explode. I can believe it. She cries when she doesn't get voted off.