By Lady Lola
All's well that bends well, though. Unfortunately, Vinny fears he won't have the chance to figure that out when his chick invites her brother back to the house. Vinny thinks it's weird to hang out with a guy, then bag her sister. He gets straight to it, asking why the brother is hanging around. The brother says he just wants to know how his sister and her friend are getting home. Pauly sees this as his chance to get out of a grenade-tainted night, so he sends his would-be trick home immediately. Vinny, however, tells the bro he should pick up his sister the morning. Guess it's not that weird, then, huh? Pauly's would-be trick calls him out for being a dick. Seeing that drama is a-brewing, Vinny cuts his losses and sends both girls home. Pauly's near-miss starts to talk, and Deena shushes her, saying, "I think it's better if you don't say anything." Now that girl is going to know a unique form of humiliation, being shushed by the person who didn't realize she had no swimsuit bottoms on.
After the girls leave, everyone is laughing about them. Vinny publicly stands up and drags Snooki toward his bedroom as he says, "All right, come on..." Everyone thinks he just did something fucked up, and he immediately backpedals, claiming he was just kidding. Snooki interviews that she's not anyone's last resort. She thinks she should be a first priority, especially with someone like Vinny. She refuses to deal with his antics and storms outside.
Sitch thinks Snooki has every right to be mad since she's the one getting played. Snooki takes issue with the fact that Vinny feels one way drunk and another sober. She tells him it feels like she's being put in second place. Literally pinning her against a wall, which, ugh, he apologizes. It's almost well enough, but he can't resist suggesting they go have sex. She says this is exactly what she's talking about and giving in to him will just make her look like a stupid asshole. Grant you, as she's saying this, he is literally humping her against the wall. All while Deena and Sitch watch under the pretense that they've come outside to smoke. Transparency be thy name!
Vinny picks up Snooki caveman-styles under the assumption that they're going to go back to his room and smush. She throws out her arms to stop him at the threshold, so he continues humping her in the air. Pauly wonder what he had to drink, especially because he only had two of them. Whatever it was, I could probably use it, too. Snooki insists this joke is not funny because it makes her look bad. Vinny tells Snooki he thought they were closer than this and walks away pouting. He quickly gets into a spat with Deena, and Sammi declares him "the ultimate douchebag." Takes one to know one, Giancola. And then they have the world's shortest rap battle, which Sammi declares over after Vinny declares her "the sneakiest bitch you'll ever meet," then slips in his socks and falls on his face.
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