"Now That's a Break-Up Right There."

S03E07

He and the guys head home. He moans about her dancing with someone else, "Whether you're broken up or not, I think that's disrespectful." But only for a girl? Okay, just checking. He hulks into their room and starts literally ripping her shit up. Any clothes that didn't get thrown on the balcony earlier? Gone. Portable shelves, broken in half. Hot rollers, hurled on the floor. Toiletries, flung in the sink. He kicks, throws, and smashes every conceivable thing of hers in the room, finishing it all off by pushing her bed frame onto the balcony. The Situation surveys the damage and concludes tersely, "Now that's a break-up right there."

Sammi walks home with Snooki, afraid of what she's about to see. She staggers into the room as she takes it all in, finally collapsing onto the carpet in tears. He even broke her glasses. That's cold. She takes them up to the deck, where Ronnie and The Situation are shooting the shit. Ronnie immediately tells Sitch to evacuate. She asks him to explain how he could literally destroy everything she owns. He weakly responds that it was because of what he did to her that night. Okay, so backing it up on another guy (post break-up) = smashing thousands of dollars in personal property to bits? Just so we're clear.

Sammi finally calls to light the whole construct of this bullshit, seasons-long arc. "It amazes me how you [a man] can do what you've done and get away with it like murder. But the one time I [a woman] do something out of spite, it's not okay for you." If only she hadn't burped right after saying this! I'm talking open mouth, y'all. Regardless... Ronnie claims Sammi embarrassed him. In front of whom? He's already done all the ground work himself. Ugh. She mentions that it calls to mind their conversation earlier where she claimed she'd never embarrassed him like he's embarrassed her. Well, apparently now she has. But it's way past the point of even now. He took it past that point about the time his shit started flapping in the wind toward the Atlantic Ocean.

She asks what he wants from her. He says he wants respect. She says she does, too, and reminds him what hateful things he said to her earlier. He gets up and ape-walks over to her, threatening to do something nefarious with her glasses if she talks to him for the rest of the summer. He loses his track, though, when he circles back around to the fact that she was dancing with another guy and crushed him... like he crushed her glasses. He calls her a piece of shit, claiming that he had enough respect to cheat on her in Miami when she wasn't around. Oh! So that's what respect is? Now I see. He tells her that dancing with the other guy that night wasn't respect, it wasn't love, and that she showed her true colors that night. Just like how he showed his love, respect, and true colors by smashing the shit out of everything she owned 10 minutes ago. Sorry to belabor the point, but for the love of Ray J this is depressing, angering, ridiculous, mind-floodingly batshit insane. He concludes the conversation, walking off and declaring, "You disgust me in so many ways..." It's mutual, scumbag. And then he goes to the bathroom and cries like a bitch.