By DeAnn Welker
Everyone's waking up in the jungle. Patti says it's feeling more like home. Angela says it's like a rainbow in your heart to not have to deal with Speidi. Janice gets the water pot and spills water everywhere as she's putting it on the fire. Frangela explain that she even spilled it into John's boots. When he wakes up and finds his boots wet, he is not happy. He finds out it was her, and tries to nicely ask her about it. She's all, "What are you looking for me for?" She claims she didn't do it, then snottily apologizes. He doesn't accept, but she says he doesn't want a fight with her. His problem is that his feet hurt, and now they're infected from wet boots. Lou confessionals that flying into Janice's face will get you nowhere. They bicker like a married couple. She even calls him a "bitch," and then he brings up how he carried her bag all the way into camp. Stephen thinks Janice needs to get "hip to" the fact that this is a team effort, not a free ride. More Janice and John bickering, and she calls him a bitch again. It even wakes up poor Sanjaya. Everyone else laughs. John wants to borrow shampoo, and Janice freaks out because he doesn't have hair and she has a lot of it. And, you know, crazy lady sort of has a point there. John starts swearing at her, and she says he's out line. He calls her a selfish bitch. In the confessional, Janice rages that she won't be spoken to like this and is in a state of shock. Frangela says it's just John's day to snap. Commercials save us from the "drama."
Myleene and Damien are back in the "jungle." They remind us that Speidi left yesterday with a bunch of flashbacks to Heidi melting down about her missing labels, and Spencer acting insane and comparing himself and Heidi to Brangelina. He didn't know they were "guinea pig torture rats." They left, and everyone was happy. But no one was quite as happy as me. Back with Myleene and Damien, who tell us Speidi didn't leave, and would in fact like back in. They'll be joining us live later in the show. So, if you're here for the Speidi, don't go away.
Back in the jungle, Janice is crying in the confessional, and Lou's trying to make peace. Stephen says Janice brought it upon herself. John cites all the nice stuff he did for Janice, and can't believe she'd get hysterical over shampoo. Lou warns John that Janice is on the war path. John says Janice tapped into a part of him he had worked hard to not be anymore. He didn't mean to hurt her. He says he's a giver, and then says, "You can't take from me." Wait, aren't those opposites? Stephen says that Janice is so cunning, and shoots a spitball every 15 minutes, and that eventually you get sick of it. John says he feels bad he talked to her like that, and when he sees her, he will apologize. Frangela hopes they can talk to each other and get through it. John's at the river, and Janice is still crying in the confessional, so everyone else is talking about what happened. Lou's confessed that Janice is on the edge and might leave. Sanjaya's all: Easiest game ever. He says, "We're not even doing anything, and people are getting eliminated." John says he shouldn't have lost his cool, and should have bit his tongue and prays instead. He heads to the confessional, and apologizes to her. She can't believe he'd disrespect him, and he says she's done the same, so she wants him to leave. He apologizes again and leaves. Then John is crying in the confessional, because he feels terrible that he apologized and it wasn't accepted. He says the only thing he can think about is that someone might talk to his daughters that way. He hates that he used such powerful words to be hurtful. And he actually thinks it's transferred anger from other things. He hopes Janice will forgive him, and that he can figure out what he's really angry about. Is someone as cool as John Salley actually crying because a crazy freak like Janice Dickinson is mad at him? Seriously? Take it as a compliment, dude. Anyway, commercials.
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