By LuluBates
Assuming you haven't lost all your brain cells from watching this show, you'll remember that the teams were dissolved last week and everyone is on their own. We now return to the Crabs Shack the day after Paymaster Megan ousted Rodeo in a clumsy attempt at making everyone (save Rodeo) happy. 12 Pack and his matching shirt and tattoo remind us of the aforementioned facts. He and Heather and Heather's boobs discuss strategy moving forward, now that it's every man for himself. Heather testifies that she is not worried because she, The Entertainer and 12 Pack are strong contenders, and they should be fine. I think she said, "Game on, Bitches!" again, but I might just be having flashbacks. Brandi, Megan, Toastee and Pumkin and their Double Secret Double D alliance also take a moment to discuss strategy. They are convinced they are going to win it all, because they are a secret. Which doesn't really make sense, but what on this show does? Megan then confesses that although she is in an alliance with the girls, she would like to be in an alliance with Hoopz, Whiteboy, and Real. So much for the Double Secret Double Ds! That crazy Megan, what will she get up to ?
I have a game for us all to play! Since today is the Moneygrubbers' first individual challenge, at some point or another during this show every single character must mention this and then break into "All by Myself." Instead of me telling you every single time this happens, just insert it into the action as you read along at home. Say about every five minutes or so? That should do nicely. Have fun! Craig calls and announces the fact that this is the first individual challenge. They load their trashy asses into the minivans and head to the site of the challenge. The beach is filled with dummies (er... make that more dummies) with the name of one of the Moneygrubbers on a sign in front of each of the mannequins. Wow, I had no idea I knew how to spell that. Here's to drinking and spelling! (If you're not drunk, you have no excuse for watching this show. Well, maybe if you're hungover. Maybe.) Craig explains that this game is called "The Backstabber," in honor of all the real, fabricated and edited-in backstabbing that goes on in these shows. We are then treated to some clips of so-called backstabbing including, Mr. Boston screaming, Destiney getting sent home, Megan lying to Heather about 12 Pack, and other good times. I love show and tell!