By LuluBates
Rodeo confesses to the camera that she thinks she may be in trouble with her team for throwing the challenge. Big duh, meet Rodeo. Hoopz aggravates her team by standing on the sideline cheering the Green Team. What's the Green Team doing? They're puking all over the zocalo while the townspeople watch in horror. I really hope this little town made a whole heap of pesos off of VH1 for dragging all this trash into their town square. Speaking of trash, Hoopz and Heather get into a screaming match about Hoopz's allegiance. The Entertainer jumps in and, er, entertains the townsfolk by screaming at Hoopz while Real holds her back. And we wonder why people hate Americans. Classy! Craig announces that the Green Team won and the Gold Team lost. Excellent hosting skills, Craig! Totally earning that paycheck. As the Green Team rolls back to the Casa, Whiteboy sits with his arm resting on Megan's scantily clad leg as they discuss who is going to get sent home. When she tells him that Rodeo wanted to make sure she was safe, and she replied that she would do whatever Whiteboy said, he offered to stick his throw-up tongue down her throat as if it was some sort of reward. Whiteboy then tells us that Megan has feelings for him, and he's planning on using that. Since when, Whiteboy? Hoopz points out that only time will tell if Whiteboy really has control over Megan. Why do I find myself rooting for Megan right now? I need a drink. Or to slam my head in a car door for a while.
Heather realizes that this loss is a golden opportunity to get rid of one of the traitors on her team. Rodeo realizes this, too, and goes around sucking up to anyone who will grant her an audience. She corners Brandi and Megan in the bathroom, but they stick to the "whatever Whiteboy wants" party line. Since it's 12 Pack's birthday, in a fit of desperation, Rodeo pops open a package of pre-made cookie dough to bake some birthday chocolate chip cookies for him. I guess she's willing to do whatever it takes to stay, except make the cookies from scratch.
Craig dons a HazMat suit and a respirator and enters the Casa to announce that the Gold Team has to get into The Vault. First thing, Heather calls for a vote on Rodeo. Everyone except Hoopz raises their hands. As Heather heads for the check, Rodeo gets all schoolmarm-y (or Mr. Boston-y) and wags her finger in her face, telling her not to touch her check because there isn't a consensus. Rodeo is shocked that Toastee and Pumkin are voting for her despite the fact that she talked to them. Heather gives her the big whatever and they re-vote with Craig present to confirm the clear majority. As Craig puts her check in The Box, Rodeo rounds on 12 Pack and, a la the Soup Nazi, yells "No cake for you!" 12 Pack is unfazed. Hoopz quickly joins Rodeo in The Box, and Toastee volunteers her check as well. She is confident she is safe. As Megan prepares for her Power Suckup. Rodeo prepares for a trip to the county lockup for attempted assault on a birthday cake. She storms up to 12 Pack and slams his birthday cake down on the counter and screams about The Entertainer and betrayal. Megan is scared of her and the editors helpfully color Rodeo green and make her into a screaming Hulk of purported woman. 12 Pack remains unfazed. As the foursome heads to their Power Outing, Brandi, 12 Pack and Whiteboy eat Rodeo's mangled cake. Which is actually a cookie.
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