By Lady Lola
The Gold Team re-enters the room, and CJ reads out the names of the Un-Marvelous Three. Megan confirms Pumkin's suspicions that she wants her gone. Three cheers for predictability! Pumkin sobs as she tries to figure out if there is anything redeemable about herself that she can tell Destiney before elimination.
Before they leave to contemplate the three hags' fates, CJ shatters any pleasure Destiney can take from her position of power by telling her that she has to go on a "Power Outing" with the condemned. Supposedly it's for her to make a better decision and for the bottom-dwellers to plead their cases, but I think it's really just sadistic punishment. Given Nibblz' experience with the S&M, she might just sweep this bitch.
As they head out, Pumkin claims that she's the smartest one of the three of them. She plans to conspire with Toastee to derail Nibblz. Toastee has a personal stake since Nibblz outed her as a porn star on Flavor of Love. The two of them work on the assumption that Destiney will send the strongest players home and quickly realize that Nibblz' physical strength could be used against her.
The ménage-a-tramp and Destiney head into a cantina and grab about 14 margaritas each before settling in for some Mexican entertainment. The performers pull them up on stage for dancing, but it ends up looking more like a stomp-off on America's Top Meth Face. As they dance, Toastee reveals her devious plan to act weak and grabs the chance to fake-sprain her ankle. Destiney looks on with concern as Toastee emits a symphony of moans and groans (which she picked during her amateur porn days, I'm sure). Here's praying the Mexicans treat this injury like they would a race horse or a dog fight mishap, and take her out back to shoot her.
No dice. The four "ladies" sit down to discuss strengths and weaknesses. Destiney, who hadn't yet dreamed up the strategy of eliminating the strongest player, and thus laps up Pumkin's less-than-subtle suggestion to do so. She even says, "Pumkin's actually making a lot of sense right now." Granted, at the time she was slurping up her margarita like a cactus stores water in the desert. She proceeds to totter into Pumkin's web, asking Nibblz about her physical strength. Sensing she's being railroaded, Nibblz is baffled whether to play up her skills and smarts, or act like a simpering asshole. Not really an issue, though, since Pumkin doesn't give her the chance to speak before throwing her under the drunk bus. Pumkin's assault reeks of desperation. Toastee frosts this rancid cake by flat-out telling Destiney to keep Pumkin or herself. Nibblz knows she's been bamboozled.
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