By LTG
Blaine Warbler, desperate to fill his time now that Kurt is off in New York, signs up for every school club and then decides to run for Senior Class President. Brit-Brit decides to increase her chances of winning the robot vote by asking Artie to be her running mate. And then she volunteers Sam to be Blaine's running mate, and Blaine decides that's a good idea. After a totally stipper-tastic debate, Blaine and Sam win the election.
In New York, Kurt gets an internship at Vogue.com, edited by Sarah Jessica Parker. Unfortunately, she's an awful manager who's totally creatively blocked. But Kurt saves her by... giving Rachel a makeover? Sure, why not? But Kurt gets so caught up in the magic of being a fashion icon that he neglects Blaine, leading Blaine to realize that he's totally miserable at McKinley without Kurt.
And speaking of creatively blocked, Will has finally realized he's a completely uninspired hack. He can't come up with any ideas for the New Directions, and he's bored out of his mind. So he applies to be on some kind of blue ribbon arts-in-school panel that would apparently take him away from McKinley for some period of time. So let's see where that goes.
Rachel's makeover leads Brody to want her even more. After some sexy dance practice, Rachel invites him over for dinner. At that dinner, he promises her he's totally hands off, out of respect for her relationship with Finn. And then he makes out with her, which is the exact opposite of "hands off." And then we end on an awkward note, as Finn shows up at Rachel's door.
Featuring Hole's "Celebrity Skin," performed by Brittany and Sam; Sheryl Crow's "A Change Would Do You Good," sung by Rachel and Brody; Tears for Fears' "Everybody Wants to Rule the World," sung by Cosplay Blaine; and a mash-up of American standard "The Way You Look Tonight" and "You're Never Fully Dressed" from Annie, sung by SJP, Kurt, and Rachel.