Enterprise
The One With The Salamander Sex
By Keckler | Aired on 1996.01.28
Voyager: "Threshold" - In order to deliver the best possible recap of this worst possible Voyager episode ever, I punched a few buttons at Netflix, sent out for a new liver, and sat down to inhale all the previous episodes. At the end...RECAPS, WEECAPS, AND MORE
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The One With The Salamander SexVoyager: "Threshold" - Tom Paris reaches infinite warp, dies, turns into a salamander, has sex with Janeway (also a salamander), and has babies (also salamanders). All in a day's work. |
1996.01.28
2006.04.10 |
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Levels of OrgasmsTNG: "The Game" - Riker's dick endangers the Federation. |
1991.10.25
2005.08.31 |
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The Sun Also RisansDS9: "Let He Who Is Without Sin..." - Worf goes to Risa with Dax and her spots that go "all the way down" and tries very hard not to get laid. |
1996.11.10
2005.07.30 |
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| 4-22 Recap |
It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to YesterTrekThese Are The Voyages... - Some Treks go out with a bang. This one goes out with a whimper. From the fans. |
2005.05.12
2005.05.18 |
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| 4-21 Recap |
Bye, Bye, TrekkieTerra Prime (2) - Baby Tri'Pol dies; Quantum makes another self-indulgent speech. |
2005.05.12
2005.05.16 |
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| 4-20 Recap |
MoonfakerDemons (1) - If you missed this episode, you missed the BEST of Enterprise that ever was. All I can say is: Trip and T'Pol have a baby and Mayweather has SEX! It was AWESOME! |
2005.05.05
2005.05.09 |
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| 4-19 Recap |
There Was an Evil Man Who Had An Evil FurrowIn a Mirror, Darkly, Part II - Evil Leaper gets another weird accent, goes on a power trip, makes some bad speeches, and dies. And there was much celebrating throughout the land. |
2005.04.28
2005.05.04 |
A+ | Keckler |
| 4-18 Recap |
Best. Episode. Ever.In a Mirror, Darkly, Part I - Enterprise got cancelled, and then they decided it was time to write good TV. |
2005.04.21
2005.04.25 |
A+ | Keckler |
| 4-17 Recap |
Girls Gone GreenBound - Trip and T'Pol are soul mates! Soooooooooooul maaaaaaaaates! |
2005.04.14
2005.04.19 |
C | Keckler |
| 4-16 Recap |
The Search for PhloxDivergence (2) - Quantum becomes a Klingon. And my brain doesn't explode, because I no longer have a brain. |
2005.02.24
2005.03.01 |
C- | Keckler |