Broken Bow - Just sit right back and you'll read a snark,/A snark of a cosmic trip/That started from a stellar port/Aboard this new starship./The mate was a skanky Vulcan chick,/The skipper brash with pride./The astronauts set warp that day/For a three-hour ride, a three-hour ride./The Klingon started getting loud,/The Suliban were shrewd,/If not for the courage of the fearless crew /The mission would be screwed, the mission would be screwed./No cloak, no shields, no chamber pots,/Not a single phaser store/Like Robinson Crusoe,/As ancient as of yore./So join us here each week, my pals,/You're sure to shout with glee,/At seven horny space cowboys,/Here on Mighty Big TV!