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Desperate Housewives Staff

These are the people who make TWoP possible!

There are two types of Staff pages. The Show Staff pages list the recappers for an individual show. The Show Staff page for any particular show can be accessed from that show's section. A complete list of all shows, past and present can be found on the Shows page.

The other type of staff page is the Master Staff page which lists every staff member who's worked for TWoP since the gold rush days.

Evany


a.k.a. Evany Thomas
Email evany@televisionwithoutpity.com
Likes Sugargliders, baby hippos, yellow cakes with chocolate frosting, Yosemite, Las Vegas, weddings, pedometers, snackademics, public transportation, private baths, perfect naps, and the sun shining on my face
Dislikes Swans, junkies, tailgaters, bunions, tomatoes, patchouli, chicken-themed gifts, too many carp in too-small spaces, and the sun shining on my face
Favourite Shows Veronica Mars, Grey's Anatomy, America's Next Top Model, Gilmore Girls, Six Feet Under, What Not to Wear (BBC over TLC, but I'll gleefully watch both), Sports Night, Freaks and Geeks
Bio Evany is most famous for walking around for five days with a burst appendix, living through both the Los Angeles and San Francisco earthquakes, getting unforgivably drunk at her ten-year high school reunion, and her impossibly thick hair. When she isn't busy crocheting laptop cozies or thumb-typing into her Sidekick, she can be found roaming the streets of San Francisco or over at Evany.com.
Recaps Desperate Housewives

Heathen


a.k.a. Heather
Email heathen@televisionwithoutpity.com
Likes Anything Notre Dame, college football, the Airplane! movies, the song "Do They Know It's Christmas?," margaritas, Las Vegas, peanut butter, and my Al Snow action figure.
Dislikes Jewel, sharks, those thong-style sandals, TV shows that name themselves after specific decades, most vegetables, Tara Reid's pelvis, and C�line Dion.
Favourite Shows The West Wing, Undeclared, Buffy, Gilmore Girls, the second, third and fourth seasons of Blackadder, almost anything airing on E! Entertainment Television, The Simpsons, and of course Iron Chef.
Bio Heathen gave up a stable tech-reporting job in Austin, Texas, for the less noble and more unstable entertainment industry. She lives in Los Angeles now, embroiled in the daily struggle against going broke. Her old employers are laughing. Her hobbies include swearing, and swearing loudly. One day, she hopes to stop shouting at the television; failing that, she'd settle for a Diet Coke and some cheesecake.
Recaps Making the Band, Wolf Lake, ER, Undeclared, Band of Brothers, Deadline

Jessica


a.k.a. Jessica Morgan
Email jessica@televisionwithoutpity.com
Likes Glossy fashion magazines, Diet Coke, trashy tabloids, iTunes, The New Yorker, true crime novels, Rosemary�s Baby, college football, cocktails, poker, gossip, etiquette books, architecture, the selected works of Judith Krantz, singing in the car, handbags, clever packaging, Las Vegas, cookbooks, eBay, reading, Mexican food, Chinatown, and young Paul Newman.
Dislikes Pet birds, cigarettes, cotton balls, sweat pants in public, Pi�a Coladas, math, pumpkin pie, black licorice, clowns, and the fact that MTV never shows videos anymore.
Favourite Shows Passions, The Amazing Race, The Apprentice, Alias, America�s Next Top Model, The OC, Everwood, American Dreams, Nip/Tuck, reruns of Seinfeld, Dynasty,/I>, 90210: The Brenda Years, and a selection of very bad movies on Lifetime, especially ones featuring Tori Spelling.
Bio When she�s not sequestered in the lab working on a synthetic version of human skin that can be used by spies to impersonate other people but which is also very easy to rip off dramatically, Jessica teaches CPR to blind children. In 1997, she won the Academy Award for best editing in a short subject for her film, Tastes Like Burning. In 1995, she earned a dual Ph.D. in Renaissance Literature and Astrophysics from UCLA. She makes her home in Los Angeles, California, where she is surrounded by thousands of other big fat liars. She and fellow recapper Heathen also spend a lot of time making fun of ugly celebrities.
Recaps Jack & Bobby, The X-Files, Dawson's Creek, Kingpin, Line of Fire, Big Brother, Judging Amy, The Real World: Miami

Keckler


a.k.a. Stephanie Vander Weide
Email keckler@televisionwithoutpity.com
Likes Peking ravioli, port, P.G. Wodehouse, Bonny Doon Vineyards, walks with a peach, yoga, lavender, anything from Aveda, and turkey loaves
Dislikes Zucchini, infomercials, socks, dust mice, Semi-Homemade Sandra Lee (a.k.a. Wal-Martha Stewart), and loud noises
Favourite Shows Blackadder, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Farscape, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, almost everything on the Food Network, and various Treks at various times
Bio After getting laid off by the Nefarious Media Conglomerate -- where she spent three semi-conscious years as a fine arts and photography book editor -- Keckler bought some clogs and a pair of really unflattering black-and-white checked pants, and graduated amid showers of awards and honors from culinary school. Currently ensconed (oh, shut up -- that was funny!) in San Francisco, she's a freelance writer, food magazine and cookbook editor, culinary consultant, cheesemonger, and test kitchen chef. She can make you a cream puff model of the Enterprise if you're deemed worthy. If you're hungry, go on over to her website The Grub Report, and order something off the menu.
Recaps Time of Your Life, D.C., The Fugitive, First Years, Century City, Enterprise, Apprentice: Martha Stewart

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