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3-21 2007.05.06 |
Bleed The Meter Gabby gets into a shoving match with a meter man and her wrist is bruised, prompting Mayor McBusive to send thugs to teach the meter man a lesson, with their fists; Edie threatens to sue Travers' dad for joint custody but Carlos talks her out of it; Tom confronts Tootie about his sexual tension with Lynette, Tootie confronts Lynette about the same, and Lynette fires Tootie; Susan gets lost in the forest, and then Mike finds her, with his lips. |
| 1-7 Recap |
Anything You Can Do
Anything You Can Do - Mama Solis gets photographic proof of Miguel and Gabrielle's affair (mostly because Gabrielle is an idiot). Lynette continues her descent into drug addiction. Rex serves KimberBree with divorce papers. Susan continues to act ridiculously desperate -- no pun intended -- over Mike. Creepy Paul thinks that Edie sent Mary Alice The Note -- based on the flimsiest of evidence -- and pays Shaft to knock her off. |
2004.11.21 2004.11.26 |
B- |
Jessica |
| 1-6 Recap |
Running To Stand Still
Running To Stand Still - Lynette deals with the Alpha Mom from Hell. Gabrielle attempts to blackmail Mama Solis by way of exploiting Mama Solis's gambling addiction, but shoots herself in the foot. Susan sends Julie into the local Psych ward to do recon on the imprisoned Zack. Finally, KimberBree is determined to get to the bottom of Rex's sexual issues and shows up at his hotel in a fur coat and a matching red bra and panty set. Marcia Cross is seriously hot and totally rules my world. |
2004.11.07 2004.11.12 |
B |
Jessica |
| 1-5 Recap |
Come In, Stranger
Come In, Stranger - Carlos's mother comes to visit, and he tells her he suspects that Gabrielle is cheating on him. Lynette and Gay Matt jump through hoops to get Pantywaist and Parcel into some fancy private school. Susan blah blah contrived blah finally kisses Mysterious Mike, who continues his mysterious habit of mysteriously nosing around the neighborhood. On the Mary Alice Mystery Tip, KimberBree befriends a very troubled and Christmas-obsessed Zack. Poor Zack is insane...or is he? |
2004.10.31 2004.11.05 |
B |
Jessica |
| 1-4 Recap |
Who's That Woman?
Who's That Woman? - Lynette thinks about putting her rambunctious twins on medication for ADHD. Susan gets blackmailed by Mrs. Kravitz, and is forced to set Mike up with Edie. KimberBree's son reacts badly to Rex's moving out of the house. And, finally, the girls give Creepy Paul The Note. |
2004.10.24 2004.10.30 |
B |
Jessica |
| 1-3 Recap |
Pretty Little Picture
Pretty Little Picture - Rex announces that he and KimberBree are in counseling. Susan accidentally locks herself out of the house, buck-naked. Gabrielle gets caught making out with Miguel by her newest neighbor -- a little girl, who basically blackmails Gabrielle into being her friend. Paul, Mr. Mary Alice, is a totally freaky creep show who may or may not be drugging his son. Gay Matt does a whole lot of pooh-poohing of Lynette's responsibilities as a stay-at-home mom, until he has to spend an evening with the hellspawn. |
2004.10.17 2004.10.21 |
B+ |
Jessica |
| 1-2 Recap |
Ah, But Underneath
Ah, But Underneath - Lynette struggles to control her three terrible hellions, and eventually takes the advice of Wisteria Lane's own Mrs. Kravitz, leaving them by the side of the road to teach them a lesson. KimberBree and Rex go to marriage counseling to try to save their relationship. Gabrielle has her own continuing relationship issues, namely that she realizes that Hot Gardener Miguel is kinda sorta totally in love with her, and it's going to be a problem, what with how she's married and all. Susan, in the midst of attempting to get on Mike's good side, almost kills the dog that allegedly belonged to Mike's Poor Dead (probably fictional) wife. Mike's kitchen is still full of maps, notes, money, and firearms and he's totally either a hired killer or a Fed. On the mystery tip: Mr. Mary Alice takes the chest he dug up from the pool, wrapped it up in plastic threw it into the lake. Unfortunately for him, he doesn't know it popped right back to the surface. |
2004.10.11 2004.10.15 |
B+ |
Jessica |
| 1-1 Recap |
Pilot
Pilot - In which we meet our players: dead narrator Mary Alice; miserable stay-at-home-mom Lynette; former model Gabrielle, who is trapped in a cruddy marriage and comforts herself with the attentions of her hot gardener; single mom Susan, who's got her eyes on Mike, the Hot-But-Mysterious Plumber/CIA Agent across the street; and KimberBree, who makes the Stepford Wives look like a bunch of dirty hippies, and who almost (accidentally?) kills her husband when he announces that he wants a divorce. All this, plus blackmail ahoy! |
2004.10.02 2004.11.19 |
B+ |
Jessica |