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8-7 2005.11.06 |
The Lost Picture Show A thumbnail sketch of the episode to hold you until the recaplet goes live. |
| Ep. | Title | Air/Pub'l | Author |
| 8-7 Recaplet |
The Lost Picture Show The Lost Picture Show - A thumbnail sketch of the episode to hold you until the recaplet goes live. |
2005.11.06 2005.11.07 |
Demian |
| 8-6 Recap |
The Phantom Of The Maggot Neck Is Here Kill Billie, Vol. 1 - For all of about a half an hour, until The Retarded Bimbo vanquishes his embarrassingly clad ass. They're never, ever going to cancel this garbage, are they? |
2005.10.30 2005.11.05 |
Demian |
| 8-5 Recap |
Rebitched Rewitched - Hey, if they can repurpose old titles for the episodes, I can do the same for the recaps, right? The Manor Morons cast off their glamours to rejoin society as Capital-H Heroes for the Department of Homeland Security. No, I'm not kidding with that. And I'm also not kidding when I assure you that this one wasn't nearly as wretched as the last three or fo-- oh, the hell with it: This one was pretty crappy, too. "Hero"? In the so-called War On Terror? Phoebe? I want to die. |
2005.10.23 2005.10.29 |
Demian |
| 8-4 Recap |
Desperate Crackmonkeys Desperate Housewitches - The production's drastically reduced eighth-season budget has forced Brad Kern to yank all the party rock from his highly trained typewriting crackmonkeys' fun pipes. In the throes of severe withdrawal, they came up with this crap. Hey, do you have a better explanation? |
2005.10.16 2005.10.22 |
Demian |
| 8-3 Recap |
Caged! Run, Piper, Run - Will Piper come out a woman or a wildcat? That's the question on everyone's mind when Piper ends up in the slammer for a crime she didn't...oh, who am I trying to kid? That question is on no one's mind, because no one cares about this stupid show anymore. |
2005.10.09 2005.10.15 |
Demian |
| 8-2 Recap |
Down The Bimbo-Hole Malice In Wonderland - Twinkle, twinkle, Cooter Tat! How I wonder where you're at! Just above her cooch you fly! I shove daggers in my eyes! Twinkle, twinkle, Cooter Tat! How I wonder where you're...oh, screw it. Off with their heads! |
2005.10.02 2005.10.08 |
Demian |
| 8-1 Recap |
Still Charmed And Sucking Still Charmed & Kicking - Everything you expected it to be, and much, much less. The glamoured Glamorous Idiots get shunted aside so the evil Brad Kern can sling a 19-year-old retarded bimbo into bondage gear and parade her across the screen. It's too depressing for words. |
2005.09.25 2005.10.01 |
Demian |
| 7-22 Recap |
And Something Bitchy This Way Goes Something Wicca This Way Goes - For all of three and a half months, until it returns for a goddamned eighth season to inflict its seemingly neverending reign of bad writing and worse fashion sense upon the earth for at least another year. There is no justice in this world. |
2005.05.22 2005.05.28 |
Demian |
| 7-21 Recap |
Tim Whoooooo? Inspector Whaaaaaa? Death Becomes Them - That title's much funnier when you pretend you're Edna Garrett while you're reading it out loud. Trust me. Zankou slaughters, then zombifies a bunch of people near and dear to the Glamorous Ladies' hearts in order to weaken them to the point where he can snatch the Book of Shadows out of the nonexistent attic. Problem is, we've never seen any of these meat puppets before, ever, so please remind me: Why should we care? |
2005.05.15 2005.05.21 |
Demian |
| 7-20 Recap |
Jesus Is Just Alright With Me Imaginary Fiends - Mainly because they turned Mangy Jesus into Junior Dolt for this episode. Yes, the Glamorous Ladies manage to drag Mangy Jesus into the past from 2028. Ask me if I care. Go on. Ask. |
2005.05.08 2005.05.14 |
Demian |
| 7-19 Recap |
"Your Phoebe's So Ugly..." Freaky Phoebe - "...instead of putting the bungee cord on her ankle, they wrap it around her neck." If only. The Manor Morons battle a differently beautied dark demonic force who just wants to be loved. Is that so wrong? |
2005.05.01 2005.05.07 |
Demian |
| 7-18 Recap |
Suddenly Katya! Little Box Of Horrors - Is torturing coeds! Suddenly coeds! Cringe in despair! Suddenly Katya is here to provide us with brisk condescension -- Katya's our friend! Until stupid Raige vanquishes her. Annoying! |
2005.04.24 2005.04.30 |
Demian |
| 7-17 Recap |
Welcome To The Dolthouse Scry Hard - An nefarious demonic attack leaves the Dolt with a gaping hole in his back fat, so the Psycho decides to trap both of his parents in a Manor-replica dollhouse up in the attic. Because he wants his father to bleed to death. And you still think that little freak is cute? |
2005.04.17 2005.04.23 |
Demian |
| 7-16 Recap |
This/Sucks The Seven Year Witch - And not even Julian McMahon's return to Charmed after two years on the far-superior Nip/Tuck can save it. No demons. No innocents. No Glamorous Lady in any real peril. No spells or potions or Gay Chris, either Tiny or Big. Just the Dolt, on an hour-long walkabout in the West Texas wilderness. I hate life. |
2005.04.10 2005.04.16 |
Demian |
| 7-15 Recap |
And The Band Played On Show Ghouls - Until they were all immolated in a horrific nightclub fire. And then they played some more, until they were immolated in another horrific nightclub fire, because the stupid band's caught in a stupid time loop. Morons. |
2005.02.20 2005.02.26 |
Demian |
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