Free from the Chains I wouldn't want to equate my situation with some of the greater stories of being released from captivity, but with Chains of Love ending, I feel like kissing the UPN execs for only making me sit through six episodes. They ended with a doozy, bringing the sanest guy of the series on to be tempted by four of the biggest hos this side of Home Depot. 1-6 Recap Free

Andy - Terrible. Awful. Hideous. Boring. Dull. Annoying. UPN's new reality show about four single people chained to a contestant and one by one they are voted off the chain until there is just a couple and then they decide if they want to have a relationship and yeah, if you're still reading this is a confusing sentence but it's clearer than the premise of the show and I watched the whole thing and really I'd almost rather stick my face in a moving fan than watch this show again but there is something about it that is somehow compelling but don't tell anyone because I like having friends.