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Forget It, Rachel. It's Bachelor Pad

Season 3, Episode 8 - Rachel and Nick win the popular vote over Chris in Sarah in a 13-3 landslide, And then Nick gives the finger to everybody, especially Rachel, snags a quarter-million dollars for himself and rides back off into obscurity on the cheers of the crowd.

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Dead to Me

Episode 307 - That's what Rachel is to Jacklyn after "betraying" her. It's also what Night Ranger is for whoring themselves out to this show.

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Sleeping Bee

Episode 306 - Jaclyn seems to have forgotten that Ed is just not that into her, so Ed makes up a woman back home that he's trying to sleep with (because what woman wouldn't want him after witnessing his grade-A douchebaggery?). At first, this hurts her, but then she decides that continuing to sleep with him is better than having self-respect.

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Deus Ex Bachelor Pad

Season 3, Episode 5 - The show realizes that Chris is an endangered d-bag, so it changes the rules to give him a chance to stay. And now he thinks he's an evil genius again. Michael leaves, and Rachel cries. And cries and cries. And Erica thinks she deserves a Nobel Prize for it all.

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Hold Me, Thrill Me, Chris Me, Kill Me

Season 3, Episode 4 - Chris' ego is threatening to destroy everything it touches. In this case, that's Jamie, who might consider looking up the word "loyalty" in the dictionary.

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No Good Reid Goes Unpunished

Episode 303 - Reid's so pleased by his unsuccessful attempt to get rid of Ed that he does the exact same thing again, only this time with fatal* results (*sadly, not literally fatal).

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Twinning Isn't Everything

Season 3, Episode 2 - They cried, they screamed, they promised to have sex to win. But in the end, the twins imploded in a ball of shrieking pique. And there was much rejoicing.

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First Impressions Are the Breast Ones

Season 3, Episode 1 - It's veterans versus fans, with fans happy to be there, at least until they find out the vets don't understand that without the fans, they ain't nothing.

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Pants Off Dance Off

Episode 6 - In its swan song, the competition reveals itself to be not a competition, but a popularity contest.

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Yawnfest

Episode 5 - The lack of drama reaches stupefying new heights as the most likely people are sent home. Again.

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Mean Girls

Episode 4 - Everyone gets their feelings hurt in today's challenge, but mostly Elizabeth, so it is funny.

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Spit Swap

Episode 3 - White people are crazy.

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The Devil's Rejects

Episode 2 - When it's Cool Kids versus Outsiders, the only thing we know is that NO ONE wins.

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OMFG

Episode 1 - Find out what happens when 19 catty men and women with loose morals are put in one giant bedroom, and told that one of them will get a quarter-million if they can get enough people to like them. In other words, sexual Armageddon.

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