Rose time. Kristy is offered the rose, and accepts it. Brad talks about seeing a new side of her. Bettina, Solisa, and Jade all look like they've just eaten bugs. Bettina freaks some more.
Commercials, and then: Chad. Brad describes Chad's existence as "a huge secret" he's been keeping from "the ladies." Jeez, this show. You're in the Mafia, you have six months to live, you shot a man in Reno just to watch him die -- these are huge secrets. Having a twin? No. Said twin could not be more easily distinguishable from Brad if he were a girl -- darker hair, looks more like Matthew Fox, different facial-hair configuration, he even has different teeth. The twins reunite, and Brad gives Chad the nickel tour of the house as Bradterview explains that he loves his bro, Chad knows him better than anyone, and he relies on Chad to "help [him] out in situations like this." Meaning, presumably, to tell him which "ladies" suck. The -ads sit down with glasses of beer, and Brad vents about having to send three women home tonight. …Sweet. Ninety minutes of The Bachelor is about a hundred and twelve too many if a bunch of bitches aren't getting booted at the end.
Anyway, Brad explains that he needs a favor: he wants Chad to go into a room with the women and "act like you're me." Chad, suppressing a giggle, gamely attempts to pretend that it's the first he's heard of the sitcommy twin-switch gambit Brad wants to pull, even though he's already wearing the same outfit as Brad, and says he's up for it. Like he's going to dash his glass of lager in Brad's face and storm off. Brad says the women don't know he has a twin, and blah blah if they don't know that "something's just not right," they're not there for the right reasons, which…I don't know if I even agree with the logic there, first of all, but if the women can't tell not only that "something's not right," but exactly what that something is, the group date needs to involve an ophthalmologist. Brad encourages Chad to just roll with the punches if one of the girls takes him into a room alone; Chad makes a "…really?" face (I believe he's married), but gamely says that it'll be "interesting" to see how it plays out (I doubt that), and it will help Brad make his decision (ridiculous).