By Lady Lola
Jack realizes he can't keep up with double-dating, so he sets about a rigorous set of tests to determine which woman is right for him. When he consults his HEART -- a points-based system based on "Hard Equations And Rational Thinking" -- the ladies come up even. So he tosses a dart at a board with their pictures. It lands smack in the middle. Foiled! His selection process is disrupted by Khonani, an aptly named custodian who signed a contract five years ago to take over the 11:30 p.m. janitorial shift at NBC. Jack honors the contract and moves Subhas, the original 11:30 janitor, to 10 p.m. From the resultant strife is born Team Khokho. Viva Khokho!
Meanwhile, Angie tells Tracy to step up his husband game during her pregnancy. After Tracy unsuccessfully sends Kenneth to perform his husbandly duties for him, Tracy gives it the old college try only to somehow end up in a strip club with a sandwich meant for Angie. He takes drastic measures, locking himself into the electric dog collar usually worn by his horse-impregnating Rottweiler, and sending Kenneth to take care of something at Lemon's apartment. But more on that...
... now! After Lemon spots her coworkers socializing beyond 30 Rock, Lemon discovers they've excluded her for years. So she does the sensible thing and hijacks Cerie's bridal shower to prove that, TGS staffers be damned, she's fun! She makes it about five seconds and one Jenna rendition of "Jimmy Crack Corn" into the party before flipping her shit. Her tantrum is interrupted when Kenneth runs in with Tracy's rabid pooch in his wake. The group finally decides to include Lemon -- and by "include" I mean make her their sacrificial lamb. Lemon puts on every mauling-resistant piece of clothing she owns and takes one for the team. It's a win-win for everyone, really.
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