1:00 AM -- 2:00 AM

Hmm. Just five minutes ago at 12:59:59 AM, Kiefer's hair was dark blond, and now it's 1:04 AM and Kiefer's hair is platinum blond. How'd that happen? Furthermore, Jalapeo Spice lost her Baby Spice pigtails, Soul Patch's hair grew, and Nina's hair looks like it got slept on. All in minutes! But seriously, folks, Mandy the Terrorista lands in the Mojave Desert and winds up trapped in a power struggle with her fellow terrorists. The Purple Bus Of Teen Impertinence just keeps rolling along with Spawn of Kiefer trapped inside against her will while Poor Man's Mena Suvari chokes on roofies and gets hit sporadically with a crow bar. Bride of Kiefer and Mr. York are hot on their children's trail, armed with clues such as empty condom wrappers and used drug paraphernalia. Walsh, Boss of Kiefer, gets killed along with his informant. Back at CTU, Soul Patch ain't being a team player and new information gained from the dead informant seem to point to Nina, Kiefer's Office Bitch, being in on the conspiracy. And Kiefer sweats through it all.
Provenance
Original URL
http://www.mightybigtv.com:80/story.cgi?show=73&story=2449
Captured
2001-11-16
Page Type
recap (0%)
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