Episode Report Card Michael Neal: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Correcting the Market
By Michael Neal | Season 3 | Episode 12 | Aired on 02.26.2009
Bobby Jindal's Favorite 80's Song:
Kenneth: "I knew it! That's '99 Red Balloons,' Nena's famous anti-balloon protest song."
Thou Shalt Not Place Any Word Before "Boobies":
Lemon: "There is an adult picture of me on that phone!"
Kenneth: "Adult? You mean like you're driving a car, or wearing a suit?"
Lemon: "It's a boobies picture, Kenneth, and I only kept it because, for once, they were both pointing in the same direction."
Welcome to the Lexicon:
Jack: "Did you get hold of Geiss?"
Jonathan: "No."
Jack: "Did you try his mistress?"
Jonathan: "Not there."
Jack: "How about his manstress?"
More Larry King:
Jack: "I just want to preach caution, Larry. If there were anything to worry about, I would be at my office, instead of at home with my beautiful girlfriend. She's Latin."
Larry King: "Expand on that."
Pithy, Yet Degenerate:
Elisa: "It smells like dude in here."
White Person Jumps:
Elisa: "This is all just another Jack Donaghy lie. Like when you said that you can dunk a basketball."
Jack: "I can, on a regulation hoop."
Larry King, Again:
Larry King: "If you're just joining us, we are with Tracy Jordan, who is giving guitar icon Peter Frampton enigmatic clues about a secret treasure. Stay with us."
Art Repeating More Art:
Jack: "I was about to do the whole run-to-the-airport thing, like Ross did on Friends, and Liz Lemon did in real life."
Well Said:
Aasif: "You have no friends."
Kenneth: "Yes. I. Am."
That Reminds Me:
Kenneth: "I would thank you to give the lady its cell phone back."
No-Prize Award Winner:
Larry King, Larry King, Larry King. He had the best lines of the night. He stole the show. I think it's safe to say this is the funniest that Larry King has ever been, and ever will be.
Good luck with your new lunar calendar, Michael Neal. You will be missed.
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