Episode Report Card Michael Neal: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Correcting the Market
By Michael Neal | Season 3 | Episode 12 | Aired on 02.26.2009
Let's head over to the joke section, shall we?
Gender Confusion:
Jack: "Lemon, you're a woman."
Lemon: "Of course I am. That doctor's a quack. I don't even know why my parents listened to him."
Lemon: "Well, where is it going? Ladies like to know what the next step is. They -- we -- can't help ourselves."
I Lost It at a Hootie Concert:
Jack: "Believe me Lemon, I am ready to take that next step."
Lemon: "Marriage?"
Jack: "No, the one before that."
Lemon: "Moving in together? That's huge."
Jack: "No. The thing you do before that. Think you, in the mid-'90s."
Lemon: "You haven't had sex?!"
Jane, You Ignorant Slut:
Lemon: "Hey, you ready for Larry King Live tonight?"
Tracy: "You know it. I cursed for 3 hours straight just to get it out of my system, you dumb bitch. Oh, um."
Do They Celebrate Uno Commands in Your Country?
Aasif: "You bring $800 dollars, rich lady, or I throw the phone away."
Lemon: "What? Oh yeah, I'll definitely do that, on Opposite Day!"
Aasif: "I'm new to this country. Is that a real thing?"
Silent Comedy Award:
The caricature of Elisa on a skateboard.
Up Next, Tracy Recaps Doc Hollywood:
Tracy: "But then he scores a basket, even though he's not a wolf anymore."
Larry King: "We're here with Tracy Jordan, who just recounted, by the way, the entire plot to Teen Wolf."
Larry King's Brilliant Exposition Transition:
Larry King: "Tracy Jordan, saying three serious things and then a joke."
Chris Tucker and Tracy Jordan Star In: [translated] Out of Place Black Men Treasure Hunt Mystery:
Larry King: "Have you been to Asia, Tracy?"
Tracy: "My work has taken me there. I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but two weeks into shooting I was replaced by Jackie Chan."
Bobby Jindal's Bedtime Story:
Kenneth: "Was it 'The Day Is Done My Sweet, for the Lambs Have Been Decapitated'?"