Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 4 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT The Peter Principle
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 15 | Aired on 03.03.2013
Will: "Because it would be weird?"
Alicia: "Because I want to sleep with you, in addition to my husband. Which, yes, is weird -- too weird, in fact, to even think about -- but at least this way I have plausible deniability."
Will: "Oh, this is why you never say anything out loud, ever! I finally get it."
GREENGATE
Kalinda: "So like, did you trade old people for a discount? Like as in voter fraud?"
Saxon: "I can't talk to you about that. DOJ is up my rump in a big way."
Kalinda: "About bussing your old people to and fro?"
Saxon: "I can't comment."
Kalinda: "Well, they're dicks. You should know that. And also... Hey, my robot Kalinda eyeballs just noticed a picture on the other side of this room with an almost imperceptible clue on it. Can you show me a bunch of other pictures from that particular day, to confirm what is almost certainly the case-winning detail I have just Kalindered?"
Saxon: "As long as we don't talk about it out loud, I guess?"
CAMPAIGN BUS
Peter: "That was some hurried lovemaking, I enjoyed that very much. Do you wanna have dinner tonight?"
Alicia: "With whom? To what political end?"
Peter: "With me. To no particular end except we are married."
Alicia: "Are you asking me on a date? Gay."
Peter: "Yep."
Alicia: "I guess so. Any campaign questions for me? I know you rely on my insight."
Peter: "That delightful Jordan says I can't even look like I'm gonna beat up Maddie Hayward."
Alicia: "I would like nothing better than to personally beat the shit out of Maddie Hayward, but I see your concern. I would suggest you call Eli on this one. He knows about presentation and how to look like you're doing something on camera even if you are doing the opposite thing in your heart."
Peter: "Eli and I broke up. I don't want it to be weird."
Alicia: "I know, honey. But I also know you miss him and he misses you, and he would love to give you secret advice. It would really boost his spirits. Call him."
L/G
Will: "[Gives the SA committee some priceless Will Gardner Gift of Gab about how great the firm is suddenly doing.]"
Geneva Pine: "Now I roast your nuts."
Hellinger: "I have a question, actually. What's the deal with Lemond Bishop? One imagines that we'll be prosecuting him for being a huge drug dealer at some point, since we always are."
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