Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 4 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT The Peter Principle
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 15 | Aired on 03.03.2013
Perrotti: "And there was a reception afterwards, where you stood around bugging Mr. Gold and Mr. Saxon with your nonstop meddling?"
Jackie: "We talked about arthritis, and anything else I brought up when it was my turn to be in control of shit. When I wasn't, we talked about Jewish stuff."
Um: "What?"
Jackie: "You know, Jew stuff. Money, Fridays. Seder. Unmitigated gall. The usual..."
Eli: "This is the best day of that old bitch's entire life."
Elsbeth: "Seriously, what the fuck is this?"
Eli: "You have no idea how much she hates me. I could start listing reasons today, and it would be summertime before you even began to glimpse the whole of it."
Perrotti: "Okay, but aside from your intense old-people racist bullshit, was there politics?"
Jackie: "Oh, much of a political nature was discussed. But Mr. Gold doesn't like it when I discuss politics, so often I just listen. Often on my red and scabbing knees, as I wash the floors on hand and foot. Sometimes I listen from inside the fireplace, where I sit among the ashes. Occasionally I listen from the garbage, where he keeps me when he doesn't need me, and where I wait in vain for a moment with my son."
Perrotti: "Were there deals made?"
Jackie: "Yeah, you mean like discounts on his crisis-management fees in return for Mr. Saxon transporting Greengate residents to the Cook County straw poll to vote for my son? Does that count?"
L/G
Elsbeth: "Well, that was a bloodbath. How do we impeach her as a witness?"
Alicia, without a second thought: "She had a stroke last year and now she hallucinates all the time. Memory problems, orientation..."
Eli: "Wow, you really had that one locked and loaded."
Elsbeth: "I don't mind using it, she's pretty horrible."
Alicia: "Just don't push her too far. She's very sensitive about it."
Eli: "Trust me, I know all about tiptoeing around her ass."
Elsbeth: "Can I just reiterate that the whole 'Jewish stuff' breakdown was like the most fucked-up thing I've heard all week?"
Eli: "That was her being circumspect."
GARDNER
Will: "I brought you this wine."
Hellinger: "Is it expensive? Or did you just like the picture on the label?"
Will: "Both. Mostly the latter, but I did drop a pretty penny on it."
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