Episode Report Card LuluBates: A+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Hug it Out, Bitches.
By LuluBates | Season 2 | Episode 18 | Aired on 09.06.2010
After an hour and fifteen minutes of super-sized Real Housewives fun (?) we are in the final stretch. Danielle apologizes to Jacqueline and wishes all the best to her and her family. Then Teresa is starting to feel ignored so she blurts that she has four beautiful daughters. Danielle then shoots off the couch and hugs her because she is so clearly crazy and starved for attention. Then Danielle hugs Jacqueline for a very long time and whispers a whole bunch of love and light and apologies into her ear while Teresa faints, Andy looks stunned, and Caroline risks spraining her eyes again. Eventually Jacqueline starts looking around for help and blinking "S-O-S" in Morse code because Danielle is not letting up and the hug is starting to look like a sleeper hold. Then Danielle returns to her seat and Caroline denounces the whole thing as a load of horseshit. Then Danielle and Caroline confess that they don't like each other at all. With that (and without any acknowledgment that Danielle is not coming back next year), Bravo Andy thanks us for our eyeballs, brain cells, and the hours of our lives sacrificed at the altar of Bravo television. See you next season, bitches!
Melissa Locker a.k.a. Lulu Bates is wondering if New Jersey has any plans to secede from Franklin Lakes. You can follow her on Twitter @woolyknickers.
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