Episode Report Card LuluBates: A+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Hug it Out, Bitches.
By LuluBates | Season 2 | Episode 18 | Aired on 09.06.2010
Andy asks Danielle why she felt Dina owed her an apology and Danielle dares to break Reality Television's fourth wall, namely, some shit happens off camera. HERETIC! BURN HER! Danielle then calmly explains that they have all sinned all bear the burden of Dina's departure. Caroline has rolled her eyes so far up in her head that I am pretty sure she sprained them. Andy then reads a really harsh blog post in which Dina wishes Danielle would have her balls bitten by a thousand serpents and die a fiery death. Danielle thinks that is pretty harsh. Um, yes. America agrees with your assessment, Danielle! Caroline has toppled over in eye rolling enthusiasm and Bravo Andy finally asks her what she thinks of Danielle's assessment of Dina's departure. Caroline points out that this was supposed to be fun and I am pretty sure we are WAY past fun at this point. Caroline wishes Dina could have stuck it out, but she's different than the rest of them. In that she has common sense. And sanity. I mean, clearly Dina made the sanest choice.
Andy turns to Jacqueline and explains that she has been getting grief from viewers over her seemingly lax parenting of out-of-control Ashley. After the clips of Ashley calling Jacqueline a bitch, Jacqueline tossing her out of the house repeatedly, and Ashley being her typical rotten smart mouthed teenage self, Andy turns to Jacqueline and asks why Ashley is such a mega-bitch? Jacqueline shrugs that she has tried to parent Ashley, she took away her car, her door, her car door. Nothing worked! Andy looks impressed that Jacqueline had actually tried to parent, because it wasn't entirely clear until now that she had ever attempted it. I do feel it is my obligation to point out that out of all the "out-of-control Ashley" clips, not one was Ashley pulling Danielle's hair out of her head for no reason nor was there any mention of Ashley's really weird Facebook and text message harassment campaign against a 50-year old woman. Yes, even if that woman is Danielle. It's still not particularly normal behavior.
Andy then asks a question "from a viewer" (you know he makes these up himself) about why Danielle, a grown woman, would get in a Facebook war with a teenager. Danielle denies ever responding. Jacqueline claims she saw responses. Then Jacqueline claims Danielle wished some Twitter fool that all his birthday wishes come true, but it happened that his wish was that Ashley Holmes commit suicide. Danielle denies this, too, so Jacqueline pulls out proof. But it's not very good proof in that it could be very easily doctored and so Danielle denies it some more. Everyone is pretty calm about this charade right now because this is what happens when your spirit is crushed and the light has gone out of your eyes. Danielle denies more vehemently that she responded, Caroline calls her out about her denials, but no one's heart is really in it anymore. Danielle denies some more and then apologizes if she happened to reply to the twitard without reading his entire 140-character tweet. What? That's a lot of letters, spaces, and symbols.