Episode Report Card LuluBates: A+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Hug it Out, Bitches.
By LuluBates | Season 2 | Episode 18 | Aired on 09.06.2010
We come back from the break and Bravo Andy is looking rather haggard. And can you blame him? He sighs realizing that he has no choice but to run the clips of The Fight. He rolls the clips and we see Teresa stake out a hallway and pounce when Danielle walks by. Then we see Teresa call Danielle "honey" and then "bitch" and then flip the fuck out when Danielle claims her house is in foreclosure. Then we see Jacqueline screaming at Danielle, then we see Danielle running, Teresa knocking over old ladies, Danielle crying, Ashley pulling her hair, Danielle crying, and then Danielle pressing charges. Wasn't it a gay old time? Bravo Andy asks the big question: Who started the fight? Teresa claims she just wanted to say hi to an old pal. It is mind boggling how unaware Teresa is. Also, how deluded. Also how Andy doesn't call her on it AT ALL. He is probably scared of her.
Andy then reads an email from a viewer that suggests that Danielle overstated how much hair was pulled out of her head. To prove her point, Danielle brought a visual aid! It's a head in a bag! Sadly, not Ashley's. I really would like Danielle to leave this show in handcuffs. It would make this entire season so much more realistic. Danielle's head has extensions sewn into it and she has Bravo Andy try and pull them out. He does ...eventually. It is not an easy task to accomplish, but Danielle sticks by her version of events. Then Caroline asks if Danielle perjured herself in court when she said Ashley threatened to kill her. Hey maybe if she sneaks the question in there Danielle won't notice. Can't hurt to try, right? Danielle makes a serious "Bitch, please" face and turns back to Andy with a sad story of a lifetime of abuse. If true, that is tragic and also explains a lot about Danielle and her behavior. But! Get some therapy, girl, because you are FAR from healthy or stable. Then Danielle says something about not running any more and Teresa points out that she just ran. Danielle reminds her that technically she was walking. Teresa than begs someone to pay her a $100,000 to get in a ring with Danielle. Quit shilling for work, you bankrupt!
During the course of the evening, Kim G.'s name came up repeatedly. I have been ignoring in the vague hope that Kim G. will go far far away. You know how in Peter Pan [SPOILER ALERT] when Tinkerbell is ailing and you have to clap your hands if you believe in fairies and it will make her healthy again? I'm hoping to have some sort of inverse of that here. Like if we all ignore the fuck out of Kim G. she will just disappear forever. Instead, Bravo Andy intrudes an all Kim G. reel including several shots of diligent strippers trying to spare us all the sight of Kim G.'s ass crack. Despite these valiant strippers best efforts, we still see the damn thing. We also see Kim G. lying to everyone, being everyone's best friend, and generally stirring shit up.