Episode Report Card Jeff Long: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT What a Riot
By Jeff Long | Season 10 | Episode 1 | Aired on 07.19.2012
Christopher explains his sewing machine woes but Tim says that he has the potential to have a real "wow" moment. He interviews that he wanted to kiss Tim but that would be crazy. I actually believe that he's sending Tim a lot of sexy vibes right now. OH MY, might Tim get laid? He leaves before that can happen.
With three hours remaining in the day, everyone is working. Dmitry says that Melissa looks like a groupie? All she needs is a guitar? I'm just telling you what he said. Beatrice is having a lot of problems sewing. In the sewing room, Christopher mimic Tim saying "Time's up" and Gunnar declares that he doesn't want to think about Tim saying that. Whatever, brat. So, Christopher mimics Gunnar's little whiny bossy thing and everyone laughs. Gunnar tells him to shut his fucking mouth and that it gets meaner as it goes. Yeah, I'd be really afraid. Christopher, who seriously is giving a lot of good face and lines and we're only in the premiere, says that Gunnar should be on Toddlers &Tiaras. Heh.
It's fitting time! Christopher's girl is smaller than the dress form. Then, it's down to 15 minutes. Melissa and Raul are scrambling. Boom. First day is done. They go to the Atlas Building to see their new digs. Everybody's happy!
The next day, everyone is scrambling. Here's Nathan, who tells us that he's nervous. It's hair and make-up time. Hot make-up daddy is back! This bodes very well for the season. Beatrice effs up the top she's making. It's time to go to Times Square. Raul is the last one out of the studio.
We're back where we were at the beginning of the show. Heidi introduces the judges, including Patricia Field and Lauren Graham. The show begins with Ven, whose first look was a sculpted top with long wide-legged white slacks. His companion piece is a fuchsia dress that mimics the top of his first look. Ven is very happy with it. Beatrice's original look is a knit dress with a print shawl over it. Her second look is a knit skirt with a simple top. It fits the model well but this shit is elementary. Here's Lantie's look. The first thing is this lace number that is strapless but has this lace neck thing happening. It's too unique to be hideous but it is very unique. The next look is like old lady at the prom. There's a breastplate thing that is the only thing that connects the two looks.
Andrea's next and her first dress is a sundress in black and white. Her second dress is shorter and has a hoop. It's really cool! Christopher's first look is his cocktail dress. It's really chic, though there's some weird zipper stuff happening in the back. His original look is a gown and it looks fantastic. It moves beautifully. Alicia's original look is a hooded jumpsuit. Her companion piece is really cool fitted slacks and a sleeveless top.