Episode Report Card Jeff Long: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT What a Riot
By Jeff Long | Season 10 | Episode 1 | Aired on 07.19.2012
Michael thinks that Melissa's clothes are really attractive to young consumers. They all are nuts about Christopher's gown. Nina says that Ven's work was perfect. They think Kooan is goofy. Michael is worried that there is no substance. Nina thinks he might be an attention hog. Heidi says that Beatrice had no story to tell. Michael is disgusted that she thought her "ugly ass cape" was a good idea. They agree with Patricia's comment about Lantie being a stylist.
The designers return. Christopher wins! He goes backstage and feigns solemnity before breaking into a victory dance. Everyone hugs him as Gunnar interviews that he doesn't like Christopher's arrogance and he's sure that his head is going to swell as big as Parsons. Who was that again talking about how much room was in the sky for stars?
Ven is in. Melissa is in. Kooan is in and he makes a weird grunting sound. It's down to Lantie and Beatrice. Lantie is in. Ew. Beatrice seems sweet. No one will ever know. She interviews that she was honored to be here. Tim comes in and congratulates her for making it this far, or, rather making it at all.
Jeff Long is a writer/performer living in Brooklyn. He can be reached at jeff.long75@gmail.com and followed on Twitter at @jblong