Episode Report Card Maggie: D | 1144 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Sophomoric
By Maggie | Season 2 | Episode 1 | Aired on 1999.09.26
Felicity arrives back at her dorm room to hear some loud, bad, pseudo metal music and Meghan shouting into the answering machine, "Leave a message or just hang up." When Felicity asks her what she is doing, Meghan, who has her hair in two ponytails which makes her look like MaryAnn from Gilligan's Island on bad acid, tells her that since they used Felicity's outgoing message last year, they're going to use hers this year. Felicity stomps over to her side of the room, causing Meghan to ask her, "What's the bug up your butt?" Felicity tells her to leave her alone several times because she isn't in the mood to hear one of Meghan's sarcastic remarks.
Meghan tells Felicity that she is right to be angry with her for her telling everyone about Felicity's sexual experience because she learned at Wicca camp that "everything you put out, you get back times three. So, see what I'm doing here, I'm trying to be a good roommate." Meghan goes on to prompt Felicity to tell her her troubles. After hesitating, Felicity begins rambling about choosing Ben and the ripple effect of that until Meghan stops her with, "I can't do this. You're just going to pour your heart out and I'm going to say something sarcastic, I just know I will, so we should stop." Felicity's mouth hangs open long enough to catch a few flies and then they both agree to let it go.