Episode Report Card M. Giant: A- | 1 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT O Brother, Where Art Thou?
By M. Giant | Season 6 | Episode 5 | Aired on January 21, 2007
This turns out to be a well-appointed room that's about as big as my garage but much better organized. Graham invites Kiefer to sit, but Kiefer declines and gets right to the point. He drops Gredenko's name and asks if Graham knows him. Graham pretends to think before saying no and launching into a story about some of dad's drinking buddies of late. He's all set to go into a tale about pre-Chavez Venezuela, when Kiefer rudely cuts him off: "Gray! I didn't come here to listen to your stories." He says that they need to find dad ASAP. Graham's like, dude, chill. You're home. Enjoy it. So Kiefer does, by socking his brother in the face and dropping him unconscious to the rug. Nice, hitting a man wearing glasses. You know, maybe Buchanan should have told Kiefer that CTU has at least sixteen other names that are of as much interest in this investigation as Philip's. Kiefer locks the office door and, at 10:56:43, yanks the cord out of a table lamp with one hand. Nice lamp, Graham, you cheap bastard. Kiefer positions a straight-backed chair in the middle of the room and lifts Graham onto it, lashing him in place with the lamp cord. Graham's coming around, too late to resist. Kiefer grabs Graham's throat and hisses at him, "If you raise your voice, I will rip your tongue out, are we clear?" Graham nods, grunting in pain. Kiefer starts his standard pre-torture spiel. "I need some information. Are you going to give it to me, or do I have to start hurting you?" "Actually, you're hurting me now," Graham manages. "Trust me, I'm not," Kiefer threatens. Ooooh. He releases Graham's throat. Can you imagine these two growing up together? I wonder if this happened every time Graham hid the cookies.