Episode Report Card Erin: B | 2 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT This is the end. My foolish friends, the end.
By Erin | Season 5 | Episode 17 | Aired on 2006.05.22
As the satellite "stars" continue to fall from the sky, we check in with Sloane, who is calling out for Nadia as the dust of Jack's explosion settles around him. He doesn't seem to be able to move and soon we realize why: he's trapped under a portion of Rambaldi's tomb. Nadia approaches as Sloane tells her that he can't move. She says she can't help him. But, as he said, he has all the time in the world. He can figure out a way to free himself while he's down there all living for eternity and shit. "Well, at least you're here with me," he says. "No," she whispers, leaving him alone with his eternal life. Oh ho ho. That is just the BEST ending ever for him. It's like that saying, "Careful what you wish for, for you will surely get it." Rest in peace, Sloane. FOREVER.
We leave Sloane to enjoy eternity in his tomb and travel over to some beach where a pretty little girl is building a sand castle. I think we're supposed to assume this is Little Syd again, but it's not the same actress, so that idea is quickly erased. Suddenly, her eyes light up and she calls, "Daddy!" Vaughn appears in the doorway in a rumpled blue oxford. Sigh. I will miss that. He looks out at the surf and sees Dixon, making his way toward the house. "Uncle Dixon!" shouts Isabelle. Aw. She flings herself into his arms and they hug. Vaughn makes his way out to Dix on the sand and says, "Deputy Director!" "Please," says Dixon. "This far out from Langley...you can just call me 'sir'." Heh. They hug and Vaughn asks if he had a hard time finding the house. "Are you kidding?" says Dixon. "I had an impossible time finding this place." "Well, I guess that's sort of the point," says Vaughn. So they're in hiding, I guess.
Syd comes out on the porch and she's holding a rather large baby boy with an amazing head of black hair. She kisses Dixon hello and introduces him to Jack, her son. They smile at each other, and Dix tells them that Marshall sends his best and would have tagged along, but Carrie's on bed rest. "Another baby?" says Syd incredulously. "I don't know how she does it." "This makes four," says Dix. "All boys." Oh, poor Carrie. I don't think she signed up for a bunch of little Marshalls running around. Syd invites Dix inside and Vaughn asks Isabelle to finish unpacking her toys like she promised to. Isabelle runs off.