Episode Report Card Cindy McLennan: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Kill Bill: Vol. 2
By Cindy McLennan | Season 3 | Episode 13 | Aired on 02.02.2012
Elijah: Damned if I know. Later, we'd find it out it was Tatia's blood that mother mixed with wine, in the spell that turned us all into vampires. Tatia wouldn't choose between us.
Recapper: I can see that, but with your new haircut, E, I'm pretty sure I'd pick you.
Elijah: Thank you, darling. Anyhow, Nik and I grew estranged. We argued. We fought.
Klaus: Eventually though, we realized no lover is better than a brother.
Elijah: Amen.
Stefan: Don't even think about it, Damon.
Damon: The closest I want to get to your thing, is Elena's ladybits. Ya dig?
Recapper: Can I just say something? Someone ring up Bonnie, tell her about the Petrova blood used in the vampire creation spell, and then put the phone on speaker, because I think she needs to hear this, too.
Damon: Done.
Recapper: Do you not all see how important this is -- the doppelganger blood thing? Witches, vampires and the doppelganger are always tied to one another, no matter how hard they struggle against their bonds. The Original Petrova -- Tatia -- her blood played an important role in starting your whole race. No wonder you both were so drawn to Katherine then, and to Elena, now.
Damon: Yeah, but we loved Katherine when we were humans, too. And they loved Tatia before they were turned.
Recapper: Sure, but we all know what she looks like. How difficult is it for a young man to fall in love with a young woman who looks like that?
Stefan: Speaking from the experience of two go 'rounds -- not very.
Elijah: I see what you're saying, and to be honest, Niklaus and I both had things for Katerina, too.
Klaus: No, I just had a thing with Katerina. You had a thing for her, and I do believe you're rather taken with the young Miss Gilbert, as well. I mean, our guests arrive and practically the first words out of your mouth were, "Where's the lovely Elena?"
Recapper: Anyhow...as vampires, your love is going to be even more powerful, right? I mean you have all those enhanced feelings, which we already knew about. Now it seems, as vampires, you have a significant connection to the Petrova bloodline, because in a sense, it's part of your bloodline, too.
Damon: Are you going off on some sort of a Wincest tangent, because if so, I'd like to throw up, now.
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