Episode Report Card Owen: D | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Give Me A Sign
By Owen | Season 2 | Episode 15 | Aired on 02.23.2000
Suddenly Bane freezes. The docile Ps enter. Piper does her best Janice-from-Friends: "Oh. My. God." Prue is all "what the?" Phoebe explains, "We're rescuing you from the tall, dark, and naked man." Tee hee. Prue gets her bitch on, because she told them to stay away. Phoebe knows "why now, because he's yummy." Piper can't believe how worried they were, because they'd really thought Prue had been kidnapped. Prue says she was. Piper points and harshes, "Panties." My world goes black for a moment. When I come to, Prue's waving her Monica Lewinsky thong around, telling the docile Ps they have it all "wrong." Piper: "Oh, yeah. It's a trap." Go, Piper! Phoebe adds: "A tall, dark, and naked trap!" Groan. Alyssa, why is it that whenever you get a rare funny line, you feel you have to milk it by saying it twice? Stop. Now. Piper tells her sisters they need to book because a demon's on his way. Prue asks how they know about the demon. Phoebe says they know that a demon broke Bane out of jail. Prue tells them the demon's trying to kill Bane. Piper: "So he says." Prue says it's true, because she was there when Lackey tried to kill him. Piper reiterates their need to book. Prue tells her to unfreeze Bane. The docile Ps need to know why. Prue wants to help him by bringing him back to the manor. Piper grudgingly unfreezes Bane. Bane tells Piper and Phoebe that it's "nice to see [them] again." Piper tells him to put his clothes on. As much as I regret saying this -- shut up, Piper. Piper puts her hands over Phoebe's eyes and makes her turn her back.
Halliwell Manor. Bane walks in wearing his bloody shirt and asks if the Halliwells have any peroxide. Phoebe thinks it's in the pantry, because she's a moron. Prue tells him to try the upstairs bathroom. Bane thanks her and leaves the parlor. The Ps have a processing summit. The docile Ps think that Prue's lost her mind. Prue explains that she still has her mind, but it's pickled in endorphins. Or rather, she "knows an innocent when she sees one. And [she] trusts [sip] [him]." Besides, regardless of which side Bane is on, a demon needs to be vanquished. Phoebe wants to "minimize any surprises." Prue tells her to help by trying to find info on Wetvac in the BoS.
Consummated Condo. Wetvac stands there in his William Rehnquist-ish silver-trimmed commencement gown, looking around. His lackey is in tow.
Halliwell Manor. Bathroom. Bane finds the peroxide. When he shuts the medicine cabinet, he sees Wetvac behind him in the mirror reflection. Wetvac tells Bane that he's appearing through "a telepathic connection." Bane wonders how he found him. Westvaco says that he located Bane's "essence" -- his "dream [sip] house reeks of it." Bane explains that he unfortunately didn't get to shower after shagging with Prue. Actually, he just listens to Wetvac restate his plans to kill Bane. Bane isn't "scared." Wetvac notes that Bane's essence isn't the only one he's found at the condo. Wetvac: "You bedded a witch. Not just any witch -- one of the Charmed Ones." Ah, forget "essences," I smell a spinoff -- You Bedded A Witch!, coming this fall to the WB (tm Wing). Wetvac offers an exchange: Bane's life for the Charmed Ones. Bane: "Screw you." He smashes Wetvac's reflection in the mirror. Wetvac: "I'm evil, just like you are. Bring me the witches and my weapon, and I'll give you all your dreams [sip]." Prue knocks at the door. Bane comes out. He was just "washing up."