Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT The Mad Miss Marin
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 6 | Aired on 07.17.2012
Old: "And yet, I will be obstructive for no reason."
Jason: "Okay, April. How about a hundred bucks?"
Old: "But the mannequin's wrist will get cold!"
Jason: "Please. Four hundred dollars."
Old: "That's enough money to make me stop dicking with you, yes."
Jason: "Cool. Let's make sure you, and I, and Spencer touch it all over before we take it to the cops. Every link, every charm, every surface on that thing."
Spencer: "You're really good at this, bro! Later on I'll show you how to throw it in a fire."
IS THIS IS THIS RUMMAGE SALE STILL GOING ON DANCE STILL GOING ON
In case you hadn't noticed, this is a total Norman Buckley episode. This little scene here is a lift from The Mad Miss Manton (1938), which is one of very few Barbara Stanwyck movies I've never seen, but get this: It's about a quote "vivacious" socialite who finds a body, which then disappears, causing her to be labeled a "prankster," until she proves everybody wrong. Isn't that great? Love that man.
Hanna: "Emily, get here. Toby's creeping me out, Wilden is staring all at everybody, A is on the way to murder me, and I'm wearing heels..."
Toby: "Do you want to dance?"
Hanna: "No, thanks!"
Toby: "All right then."
Ted: "When you reach the summit, all you can hear is the wind whistling through the rocks... The last sound you'll ever hear, if this show runs true to form."
Ashley: "That sounds amazing, are you asking me out? COOL. How about next Sunday?"
Ted: "I'm kinda busy. Look around you."
Ashley: "Next next Sunday?"
Ted: "Ashley, I'm the Associate Pastor. I'm booked."
Ashley: "And me a divorcée who keeps my money in my lasagna and pokes cops for blackmail.... Cops like Wilden, who is right there staring at me to make me worry about it. I guess I should just go freak out now. On my daughter, I mean."
Toby: "Hanna, those Christians are scared of their own shadows and sexuality. I doubt any of them is going to give you any trouble. What's really going on? Does it have to do with the same shit that is always, always going on?"
Hanna: "I'm sure there's a simple way to smooth this over, but I'll be damned if I can get there that fast. Plus, I really need to get behind that organ."