Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT The Mad Miss Marin
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 6 | Aired on 07.17.2012
Hanna: "That goober? He says howdy. He wears roadkill as fashion. Not something everybody can pull off."
Ashley: "Yeah, tell that to Aria. Listen, this is happening. It's going to be fun."
Hanna: "No. Nope. Shut it down."
Ashley: "I'm open for business, and the dude is hot. Listen, we could drive up together..."
Hanna: "I can't do that. Because... Because, um... See, I already have a date."
Ashley: "Anybody I've met?"
Hanna: "Nope. Somebody I haven't actually met. Toby Cavanaugh."
Ashley: "Jesus, girl. Caleb really threw you, huh?"
Hanna: "No! This totally makes sense, I swear. Sometimes kids today ... go to dances with their, um, friend's random boyfriend? It's because of ... the Internet?"
HASTINGS, IMMEDIATELY
Spencer: "What the fuck, Hanna. That doesn't even make sense."
Hanna: "I know! I panicked! I was just saying words!"
Spencer: "We can't have Toby at an A mission. He'll get run over by a car or something."
Hanna: "I get you? Because of how I broke up with Caleb for that exact reason?"
Spencer: "So then why would you put him in the exact same..."
Hanna: "Spencer! I've been really on point lately, just cut me a break on this one."
Spencer: "Whatever. Meanwhile I've been at the Rosewood Library, where there's a microfiche."
Hanna: "Bullshit, no there isn't. Come on."
Spencer: "Yeah, it's right next to that '40s diner where all the people wear fedoras. Anyway, I came up with this insane folder of police academy rosters, on the extremely unlikely chance that Garrett trained with a stripper named April Rose."
Hanna: "Hey, are you maybe losing it?"
Spencer: "Yeah, girl. When things got really bad I used to fantasize about what my life would be like if I had never met Ali. My biggest concern right now would be where I wanted to go to college."
Hanna: "I've had that fantasy too."
Spencer: "Every time I go down that road, I have to remind myself that if I hadn't met her, then I wouldn't be friends with you. Therefore, you can borrow my boyfriend."
Hanna: "Thanks! I hope your brittle mind survives this latest thing."
Spencer: "I hope so too. I mean, whatever. Don't get killed."
NIGHTHAWKS
Emily sits alone at the '40s bar where they all wear fedoras, next to the Rosewood Library with their new microfiche machine, and when she pulls out her cell phone to receive the text from Hanna about this Toby nonsense, everyone in the diner assumes she is a witch. Then she has a flashback of time-travel, that one night when she kept getting kidnapped over and over because of roofies.