Episode Report Card Potes: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT I See Me, I.C.U.
By Potes | Season 2 | Episode 8 | Aired on 11.14.2007
Meanwhile, in the Secret Love Dungeon, Wili can't believe that Bradford was into all the dungeon-iness and never invited her down there. She takes a crack with a whip and likes it a little too much. Marc had better watch out. Speaking of Marc: he finds the will, which declares that Wili is entitled to share Bradford's estate, including Meade Publications, upon the pronouncement of their marriage. Marc thinks that they're sunk, and that he's going to have to go back to dancing in a cage in his underwear. That sounds like good news for the rest of us. Wili, always scheming, thinks that there still might be a way for her legally to become Mrs. Bradford Meade. Marc asks if there's water boiling underneath her, because he smells a plan brewing.
Henry leads Betty through the heating vent system with rebel verve. Betty is hot and sweaty and wants to give up, so Henry tells her to tap into her inner action hero. She notes that Mexicans don't have action heroes; they have a speedy little mouse. And there's no way that sombrero would fit in the air ducts. They come to an opening, and Henry calculates that they should be in another room. His calculations are pretty bad for all those years spent at math camp, though, and he drops right behind LaManda. She praises the lord and grabs him as we head to commercials.
When we return, Henry chats up LaManda in a serious way so that Betty can escape. When Betty makes a noise from above, LaManda looks up, and Henry has to grab her and plant one on her. Betty exits the building, and Henry finally gets to pull away, telling LaManda that he's a dog and will break her heart, and that they must never speak of this again. LaManda likes dogs. Henry runs away.
Back at the hospital, Daniel and Bradford have a little bedside chat. Daniel has something he wants to say to Bradford, and it's hard for him, because when they talk, they don't really talk, and he doesn't know why. And then Daniel says, "You're gonna be okay." A knowing look flickers on Bradford's face, and I'll bet he feels at least a little bad for raising such emotionally retarded children. Daniel leaves the room under the pretense of telling the doctor that Bradford's awake. Once he's out the door, Bradford says, "I love you too, son." Oooooh.
At Mode, Betty has found the will. She calls Claire to let her know that Daniel and Alexis are okay. Claire says that she will never forget this. Henry wants to hightail it out of the building for fear of LaManda, but Betty wants to write a strongly worded note to that jerk Marc. This could take a while.
At Casa de Suarez, Claire and Yoga prepare to leave in peace. Yoga is thankful, since crossing the Atlantic would be a bitch if Claire were in one of her moods. Claire asks whether Yoga has the travel Scrabble. She does. Funny, I picture Yoga being more of a travel Connect Four enthusiast. Before they're out the door, Justin -- the only Suarez family member not in on the fugitive hoarding -- comes to ask Hilda if he can watch dinner in front of the TV, since there's going to be an interview with Christina Aguilera about the Meade wedding, and he's a real Ag-hag. He notes that the made-over Claire looks familiar, but he can't quite place the face. Once he gets Hilda's permission to watch TV, he kisses her and tells her he loves her. Claire realizes that she can't leave the country without seeing her children. She asks Ignacio to take her to the hospital. Yoga tells her not to do it, because if she walks in there, she'll get caught. Claire tells her to wait there, because they are going to Italy. However, if she's not back by 8, Yoga should go without her. Yoga promises she will, and the two shake hands and hug. Like, a meaningful hug, full of doleful looks. Something tells me the Hamptons caught a case of lady-loving jungle fever recently.