Episode Report Card Potes: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT I See Me, I.C.U.
By Potes | Season 2 | Episode 8 | Aired on 11.14.2007
Back at Mode, Betty has finished her letter to Marc, which ends, "In conclusion, you are a weenie." Henry marvels that Betty is taking a writing class, but she defends the repetition of her thesis as a sound literary technique. As she puts the note on Marc's keyboard, his computer pops to life, and Betty discovers that Marc has been internet-ordained to perform weddings. Velma and Shaggy give a big ruh-roh as we head to commercials.
When we return, Alexis and Daniel talk to the doctor, who says that if Bradford continues to improve during the night, they can perform surgery the next day. They're pleased, and marvel at how strong Bradford is, even if he never took them on his stellar-sounding vacations. Ignacio enters and asks Daniel and Alexis to come with him, saying that it's about their mother.
Wili and Marc, meanwhile, re-enter the ICU. Wili is still in her wedding gown, I may add, plus a fur coat, like she's straight out of a Sheila E. video. She tells Marc to find a witness, and enters Bradford's room, calling him her darling and saying she's happy he's awake. She announces her wonderful news: the two of them can still get married. Bradford, even from beneath his oxygen tube, doesn't necessarily seem like he thinks this is wonderful news at all.
In the hospital elevator, Alexis and Daniel meet the made-over Claire. She tells them that she's leaving tonight, and Alexis begs her to stay. Claire can't live life on the lam, and says that the authorities will give up looking for her eventually and they can all meet up somewhere. She tells Daniel and Alexis that they need each other, and that they're all they have. She adds that she's there because of Betty and her family, and that Daniel needs to know why Betty didn't tell her about Wili's affair.
Cut to Bradford's room, where Marc is attempting to perform the wedding ceremony to a cell phone-ring "Here Comes the Bride." Bradford announces that Daniel told him about Wili's affair. Wili says that's ridiculous, but Bradford says he needs her to look him in the eye and say she didn't do it. Wili looks at him, gives a very wooden "I never slept with him," and grimaces. Oh come on! She's faked countless numbers of orgasms and managed to keep her past ugly self a secret; don't tell me she can't get this one over on him. Bradford knows that Wilhelmina never loved him, and tells her to get out of there, because he wants to see his family. He gives a consumptive cough, which doesn't bode well. On their way out, Marc pushes an orderly, just because he can. Marc has the greatest life.