Episode Report Card Potes: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT I See Me, I.C.U.
By Potes | Season 2 | Episode 8 | Aired on 11.14.2007
In the executive office, the Fantastic Four get ready to read the will, and agree to respect Bradford's wishes. Wili says she just wants to be done there and go back to mourning her late husband, and Henry has to remind her that Bradford isn't dead yet, and that they're not technically married. Henry gets his second warning, and Marc tells him people don't get to three. Betty opens the safe, and Marc exclaims, "Al Capone's vault! It's empty." Wili simply says, "Balls."
At Casa de Suarez, Claire and Yoga talk about their plan to go to Italy. They give Hilda and Ignacio their fake passports for inspection, and Hilda asks if they're out of their minds. Yoga kind of looks like the picture on her fake passport, but Claire doesn't, and she's also Claire Meade, of the "your picture is freakin' everywhere" Meades. Hilda tells Claire that if she wants to be Maria Elena Sandone, she has to look like Maria Elena Sandone. Claire says that she hasn't had time for a makeover, leading Hilda hilariously to reply, "Lady Fugitive, you have come to the right place."
Back at the vault, Wili curses Bradford for being so paranoid and making everything so secret. Yeah, how silly of him to think that people might go digging for his will with nefarious purposes in mind. At the word "secret," Marc and Betty both get a light bulb above their heads. Yes, the Secret Love Dungeon. Henry and Wili have no idea what's going on. Marc tells Betty that she has something on her glasses, and then tosses them to the floor. The oldest trick in the book to beat up a nerd! For shame. He gives Henry a firm push, and grabs Wili, the Curly to his Moe. They run off and lock Henry and Betty in the office as we head to commercials.
When we return, Claire makes a pretty good Maria Elena Sandone, and Yoga notes that Hilda could do a lot of business in the escapee community. Hilda is proud. Ignacio, meanwhile, is fixated on the fact that Claire looks like Chita Rivera. At least he didn't say Rita Moreno, since that would be like weird show incest.
At the hospital, meanwhile, Alexis is by Bradford's side, telling him that he doesn't have to fight, that she loves him, and that if he's ready, he can go. Daniel walks in, and the two start arguing over whether Bradford should go to the light or not. Amidst this familiar sound, Bradford wakes up, to the delight of his kids.
Back at Mode, Henry is quite surprised to learn that Fey had a Secret Love Dungeon, and that practically everyone knows about it except for him. Betty tries calling LaManda to get them out of Bradford's office, but LaManda's rocking out to some sultry babymaking R&B on her headphones and doesn't hear. Henry has the genius idea that they should escape through the heating system, and starts climbing to the ceiling.